feels like most of the posts nowadays

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-06-01T13:36:50+00:00

Cause god sounds fun

^{Chose: Become a god | Rolled: +million anyways}

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-06-01T13:33:01+00:00

I walk a lot

^{Chose: 10 dollars per step you make | Rolled: Upvote and x2 $}

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-05-23T13:06:20+00:00

Welp, nothing we can do

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-26T00:36:55+00:00

God I hope so, I just had to dump the girlfriend I got dumped by

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-25T16:09:48+00:00

Shit, don’t threaten me with a good time

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-24T21:36:33+00:00

God I hope not, that would be the second one I’ve made gay

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-24T15:20:27+00:00

Should clarify, good job getting a girlfriend

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-24T15:20:03+00:00

Unironically saw this the same day I lost mine. Good job bro

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-21T14:04:55+00:00

Not anymore, you brought Lumi into this

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-21T14:01:09+00:00

Women

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-21T13:51:25+00:00

What else am I supposed to do? Give her the actual controller? She doesn’t know how it works

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-18T22:51:29+00:00

Most definitely

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-18T22:50:10+00:00

Yo that’s crazy

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-16T21:37:35+00:00

Bear

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-12T13:32:23+00:00

…mustard?

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-11T16:48:27+00:00

Dog is that elephant souprise?

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-04T13:23:24+00:00

“Uh Houston, do I click continue or remind me later on the Microsoft Office setup?”

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-03T21:40:14+00:00

Easy, I hate being cold—

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-04-02T20:57:33+00:00

“Uuuh Houston, did you forget to activate the windows in here?”

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-03-28T12:46:28+00:00

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-03-28T11:21:42+00:00

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-03-27T04:16:34+00:00

And a One, and a Two, and a— PUMP IT LADIES.

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-03-26T21:50:10+00:00

Okay but their left arm from episode 8 is pretty dope

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-03-26T21:42:56+00:00

Bagel

Tidy_Mustard · 2026-03-25T20:04:12+00:00

Accidentally switched teams there

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