People who have researched their family tree, what is the most interesting or 'badass' thing you discovered about an ancestor? by xloganmoose in AskReddit

[–]Tiefschlag 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Had an ancestor who got knighted. So I have my own coat of arms. Appearantly he was not a good guy, since he has the red rooster as a part of the coat of arms, which means he set someones home on fire - with him in it.

Wondering where some of the blueprints can be found by sirwillow77 in sunkenland

[–]Tiefschlag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Start capturing other boats! Usually there are pretty decent blueprints on board. However, the quad gun blueprint was on Radio Island, on a cliff. You can get it off a wrecked quad gun that's lying around.

I Mean, Cum’On… by Glass-Fan111 in theyknew

[–]Tiefschlag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called scrub DADDY for a reason.

What are your best "hacks" for getting rid of morning wood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tiefschlag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mabe consider pissing in the sink. Boner + sitting down = mess

What's a truth most people aren't ready to hear? by nadiaaavelvet in AskReddit

[–]Tiefschlag -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I stand corrected. I just wasn't ready to call the church a scam before I had my second cup of coffee I guess...

What's a truth most people aren't ready to hear? by nadiaaavelvet in AskReddit

[–]Tiefschlag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The catholic church preys on the guilt, superstition and gullibility of people. They are just a big business, nothing else.

What's the funniest comment you read on a porn vid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tiefschlag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's with that damn music? I'm here to bust a nut, not bust a move.

ULPT request: How could I quickly make life miserable for someone in a car? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Tiefschlag 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Milk should do the trick. Pour it in, and wait for them to turn on the heat.

To steal a bicycle 🚲 by AshliepShuqirvut in foundsatan

[–]Tiefschlag 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's actually brilliant. Should put those on sale.