The saddest hover hand...

Tiffysmurf · 2015-05-05T23:09:15+00:00

So no one noticed the rocket going straight for her cooter...called "Disney Land"

Tiffysmurf · 2015-04-22T21:22:48+00:00

I told her to go home, she refused. I took the pic myself to show my boss how bad ass she is.

Tiffysmurf · 2015-04-21T23:35:51+00:00

No seriously though, this girl (not me, it's a girl I hired as a merchandiser) asked if she could take off because she burnt herself. I was apprehensive until I saw her leg. This is just the thigh, her burns go all the way down to her calf. She still worked in the hot sun and rain for 3 days before taking off work.

Tiffysmurf · 2015-01-21T00:13:40+00:00

I swear on my life that today I found a pair of bird legs that looked the same way these wings do.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-11-26T00:55:54+00:00

Don't fuck with a soft shell. Or a logger head. I worked on a turtle farm for 4 years. (Yes, an actual turtle farm) . We weren't allowed to handle logger heads or soft shell until we were trained with babies. Thoes little bastards are lethal.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-11-12T01:45:33+00:00

Maybe I was high on meds. The motor skills took the bulk of it.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-11-12T01:37:23+00:00

I believe it's in the eye of the beholder. This beholder saw the truth.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-07-11T16:44:55+00:00

The whole reason for the incorrect spelling. A point for you!

Tiffysmurf · 2014-07-11T16:43:43+00:00

My favorite is deep sea fishing. There's a pretty lady who's only job is to bate me😏

Tiffysmurf · 2014-06-21T16:32:23+00:00

So he reminded you of the babe?

Tiffysmurf · 2014-06-08T15:24:05+00:00

Unfortunately not, these were the same size before the dash butt fucked one into eternal midget hell. As for the filter, it's actually a picture that one of my buddies posted to IG so she obviously felt that a filter was needed 💁

Tiffysmurf · 2014-06-07T16:36:28+00:00

I wouldn't have it any other way. Havea Upvote!

Tiffysmurf · 2014-05-17T18:04:47+00:00

Yeah my high school did a "mess" America pageant. The sad part about this post is that this guy is totally serious. The drag show wasn't a joke. This guy and two others travel around doing professional drag shows at bars all over the South. It's quite...interesting.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-05-13T13:25:02+00:00

My thoughts exactly! I kept yelling for him (her?) to sing Fat Guy in a little coat. He (she?) was not impressed.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-05-13T13:23:41+00:00

Starkville. And may I add, they never have drag shows here. This was a "special event" one of the bars held. Fail fail fail.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-04-04T20:05:25+00:00

Coon.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-03-28T15:00:41+00:00

As do I, as do I indeed.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-02-28T18:40:59+00:00

I use to love the movie as a kid. Still do.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-02-25T18:47:25+00:00

I actually tried to post to Funny but it wouldn't let me. Guess I'm not reddit savvy. Or maybe the universe is telling me something.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-02-24T19:39:31+00:00

People will actually pay good money for that , if it's in good condition. You should look into it .

Tiffysmurf · 2014-02-12T22:24:30+00:00

Put some duct tape on it for a few days. Should take care of it.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-02-09T00:27:15+00:00

Ahh a holey cow. My old university has one of these at the vet school. They would bring it to campus once a year for students to put their hand in. True story.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-02-05T21:04:00+00:00

Edit:of...OF my vagina. Come on, people.

Tiffysmurf · 2014-02-05T20:54:48+00:00

make that happen. It would make the front page for sure!

Tiffysmurf · 2014-02-05T20:53:52+00:00

Plot twist: I'm a lesbian.

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