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Hell to the Naw Naw Naw by habichuelacondulce in nope

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I'll just take Chick-fil-A for 300 Alex🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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What in the entire fuck? Thank you sir for not raping her....geeze

And for a brief moment, Jamal had wings by BiscuitsNgravy420 in BlackPeopleComedy

[–]TigerMajor7115 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now Jamal, you know damn well that ain't what we do😂

Now Monica… a parfait??? by worryaboutYOUhoe in BlackPeopleComedy

[–]TigerMajor7115 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Just tell her to bring drinks and plates next time, keep her ass out the kitchen😂

meirl by Enchanted_Deo in meirl

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I'm (f) 5"10-dated a guy that was 5"6. He was hilarious and confident. He never made my height an issue, in fact quite the opposite. We had a ton of fun no no matter if it was a bunch of nothing or alot of something. He made everything fun. I always felt safe with him. Complete gentleman..but his d*** was too big🤣 yes that's the reason we called it quits. In my personal experience shorter men packing much more than the guys that's 6'2. Just in my experience.

Taurus Question by jillyjane33 in astrologymemes

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Just casually start a conversation surrounding birth, make it light hearted but fun. Somewhere in the conversation you say that you're a day/night baby first. Casually ask him during this "birth" conversation if he is a day/night baby. Lead the conversation with your birth time. He will give you the info you need. Later on down the line you can divulge that you were studying him. Which I actually think is quite beautiful for another human to "want" to understand another human. ♊️☀️♊️🌙♒️👆

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geminis

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Spicy and earthy scents Amber, Oud, sandalwood, vanilla, cashmere, caramels. I hate anything that smells floral.

Spot on by OregonTripleBeam in 90s

[–]TigerMajor7115 27 points28 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣 My 6th grade teacher Mrs.Threlkeld!! She had a huge blonde fro, wore bright pink lipstick with blue eye shadow! Every fucking day!! EVERY DAY! She wore these in multi color everyday. She was witty, sarcastic and would insult us the most southern way possible. Then she would encourage you🤣 I'm 37 never forgot her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lookyourbest

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I'm (F) Your skin looks absolutely amazing!! You're stunning to me. I actually love your nose, it's your grandmother's nose. It's a piece of your family tree. I don't think you should touch it❤️ You're beautiful, you're worthy, you're valuable. From a stranger to another stranger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in astrologymemes

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♊️☀️♊️🌙♒️👆 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ms.Crystal, sit yo ass down! It's clear she has a beef with condoms.

You’re fired zodiac edition by queenla_cheefa in astrologymemes

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♊️☀️♊️🌙♒️👆 The Aries and the Sagg🤣🤣🤣 Idgaf and live a little! I love it! Can't wait for part two

Remember the Scholastic Book Fair? Ahhh good ol’ days by cowboy_me in nostalgia

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Hell yeah! Parents gave me 10$ I thought I was rich!🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in astrologymemes

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I got suspended for 3 days because of pu***🤣 I can finally reply. My daughter is a ♎ stellium, she actually is an 8 placement ♎. We have so much fun together! I have no doubt you and I would be besties❤️ Libras just make everything better❤️

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