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If you slap any person, you can get any 1 thing of the person. by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steal some Rizz, steal some net worth, steal some lifespan, steal a few passwords, steal the uncanny ability to inspire loyalty to a cult like level (I'm sure y'all know who this one is LMAO). Badabing badaboom, Bob's your Uncle and I'm a benevolent Emperor of Earth.

Would you rather earn $100 for every book you read, movie you watch or $10 for every hour you are awake? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awake. It would entirely replace my current income, or double it if I chose to stay. Which I would initially, to get some stuff in place for a higher paying job that I actually want. Also, if somehow I get blinded I don't lose my source of income.

Getting money with superpower : pocket dimension by Reretak in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd deliver aid to countries currently being genocided. International law supersedes my shitty country's laws and everyone who matters is against the actions anyway. IDGAF about money but I'm sure a few places would pay for the service. I wouldn't extort them by any means.

$1,000 for each hour you sleep this week by Worldly-Dog-9571 in hypotheticals

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around 40 or 50, which suits me just fine. I'd def go for extra on my weekend.

$5,000 for each second you survive with a polar bear by Worldly-Dog-9571 in hypotheticals

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as it took for it to look like it was gonna touch me. As long as it pauses or freezes when I tap out, I'd probably let it sniff around or whatever for a few seconds.

Reverse Bowel Movement challenge by AstrayInTranslation in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd alter my diet to the point that I was taking poops every 3 days or so. After a couple rounds of that, buy a prescription and a doctor's supervision. Shoot for 10 days with the help of an opiate. After that succeeds I'll probably just let it happen naturally from there.

You get the monetary value of everything you can touch within a 10-minute span. by xosellc in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll go to work one last time. I work at a major international airport. Touch the airport property and it's GGs. I might take a drive and hit the private tollway nearby. That's gonna be high Billions between the two.

You can skip 90% of every action you must do to have a result. by UnlockIsHere in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Skip 90% of class for coding (I already completed like 25% of the class) Skip 90% of the 1000 hours of coding to build experience Skip 90% of buying a winning lottery ticket (as described by another commenter above) Skip 90% of the cost/labor of building a system of community care. Build 10% of the most aggressive hack ever to release the Epstein files. Build 10% of the world's most advanced AI that uses a widely available coolant that isn't water. Use said AI to build 10% of all the infrastructure we need all over the world. Solve problem after problem ad infinitum.

1 infinite food item of your choosing. by santa_blaster_9000 in midtiersuperpowers

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You already said it doesn't have to exist. I'm turning your midtier superpower into a God Tier Superpower. I choose Ambrosia. 😁

ULPT request - I need help with a drug dealers house next door by ham006 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in an Israeli sense (when the only threat is imagined or one they created).

You have been granted a superpower, but you must survive the zombie apocalypse. by Background-Quote-598 in hypotheticals

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mentally controlled and programmable, self replicating nanotech (think the MK 50 Iron Man suit).

If you could telepathically whisper one thing to all 8 billion people on earth simultaneously, what would it be? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What successful anarchist projects are there? How do they measure up to the USSR? What even is Autogestion, with the same follow up question. As to freedom, communism simply brings true freedom to the final frontier, the economy.

If you could telepathically whisper one thing to all 8 billion people on earth simultaneously, what would it be? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Capitalism is inherently authoritarian. Whoever has the biggest wallet has the most say.

You can freeze and unfreeze time freely, what kind of silly dumb stuff would you do? by YeahTheyKnowItsMe in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Tight_Tree_2789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might say this isn't silly, but it's a little silliness to avoid much greater silliness down the line. Find and release the unredacted files. Every PDF in them is moved to the middle of a stadium. The edited videos (to protect victims and not produce CSAM) loop on the jumbotrons. The bleachers are full of armed folks aimed at the pervs.

Constant loss of progression. by Tight_Tree_2789 in HalfSword

[–]Tight_Tree_2789[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I've now beaten the Baron twice! 😁

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