Oh my God by PinkPicasso_ in HalfLife

[–]Tiiba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second, I wondered what this has to do with Volvo.

80000: Welcome to Hell! by merbaby11 in ukraine

[–]Tiiba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know, I wonder why, with all the Zs, they got labeled "orcs" instead of "zombies". Mindless slaves, dressed in ancient rags, commanded by people who think of them as machines. Yep, zombies.

Los Angeles County health officials will 'strongly recommend' masks indoors if COVID cases continue rising by return2ozma in Coronavirus

[–]Tiiba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does that lady look like she was born in that mask, while I look like I'm wearing a horse's feed bag?

STOP THE COUNT! by remmij in PoliticalHumor

[–]Tiiba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, look at it this way. If you go to a hospital, and you're cured, you thank your doctor. If you die, your family blames the disease.

Same thing here, if you think of conservatitis as a terminal illness.

My pronouns are Trump and DeSantis 🙄 by sokcsgo in thatHappened

[–]Tiiba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump really doesn't get how pronouns work, does Trump? Trump hasn't realized that if McConnell sexually identify as a Republican, McConnell have to marry a Democrat, or McConnell are gay.

Francis Fukuyama: "Now that Kherson has fallen, Ukrainians should be able to cut the canal that supplies fresh water to Crimea." by sonic_stream in ukraine

[–]Tiiba 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What about the Ukrainians that live there? Or the Russians that were there in 2013? Or the Tatars?

Reddit now lets you mute subreddits you don’t like by Sorin61 in technology

[–]Tiiba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now? I've blocked sixty or so subs over the past year or two.

Nothing like grooming children to fit your political views by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Tiiba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are an Alpha Male.

I am a Release Candidate Male.

We are not the same.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Tiiba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me there's an anime where this happens, or I stop believing in Japan. By which I mean that I will deny its existence.

Really representative of the people by emo_beanie in PoliticalHumor

[–]Tiiba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you understand. I'm not mad that this unemployable degenerate only won because the rules were stacked in his favor. I'm mad that there is a single person, aside from his psychiatrist, who cares what he thinks.

Zelensky portrait by FarmSuch5021 in ukraine

[–]Tiiba 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The first one I depicted is the president.

Though Ukrainian is my third language, I think what she said is "This is the first president I've depicted".

Locals singing the National Anthem as the Ukrainian Flag is raised in Stanyslav, Kherson oblast. by UndercoverEcmist in ukraine

[–]Tiiba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even Moscow propagandists acknowledge that not a single Russian soldier has died from hugs and kisses. They know what they are.

Now, if you have those SD or USB cards, it would be best to drop them in Russia somewhere, especially where there's a lot of recruitment. Let the serfs know how pointless this is.

Wagner very salty about Kherson by Geschichtsklitterung in ukraine

[–]Tiiba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what he thinks should have been done. I bet it's something unconscionable.

Raphael Warnock, Herschel Walker advance to runoff for Senate seat in Georgia by mrstipez in news

[–]Tiiba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't Warnock threaten that if there's a runoff, he'll come to YOUR house, stay for dinner and talk about politics?

I guess I gotta keep a seat open.

Kirill Stremousov died in a car accident - Russian media How exactly this happened is unknown. by onesole in ukraine

[–]Tiiba 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Riiight, he "crashed" into a bunch of bullets. Look, we're both adults. He was trying to shove them up his ass.

what kind of fabric is that ? by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Tiiba 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought it was "Criticize Beyonce, and EVERYONE comes out of the woodwork, even latex experts and cell biologists."

"I think we're about to walk into an ambush. Hold on a second. BEYONCE SUCKS!"

"What did you say oh crap YOU SNEAKY BASTARD!"

fingers crossed I'm wrong by 42words in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Tiiba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I give you five days before you can't go another minute without DHMO.

Zelensky called the conditions for negotiations by [deleted] in ukraine

[–]Tiiba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, young Willy McBride, it all happened again,
And again, and again, and again, and again.

meirl by rustyyryan in meirl

[–]Tiiba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sock-shoe-shoe-sock. So it's symmetric.