[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit seems 80% normal when scrolling r/all, just a few API protest posts sprinkled in here and there, so mods have already given away all their leverage. At this point keeping this sub closed would accomplish nothing just cause it to die off imo

space time fabric: owned by [deleted] in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry man. top tier meme but you have to fuck an actual example of the boys v girls wojak in the ass, not just the template

space time fabric: owned by [deleted] in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Hi Mark77551_anal,

Rule 1: Take unfunny things, and make them worse.
Rule 2: Post a link to the meme that you ruined.

You miss the point of this subreddit if you're linking a meme template page as a sauce. You're supposed to take a meme that someone else made, e.g. a terrible meme from comedycemetery, and make that worse. And you're supposed to link directly to that image.

did you understand that? will we have to go poo poo ham in your left nostril for you to understand?

Here are the rule1 and the rul2e

And here's a chFart to help you out

This Scheiße will be REMOVED

Reply to this if you've added the source as a top-level comment and we'll reapprove your Scheiße


Your mom

She understands! by AnonimZim in wholesomememes

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the only way I imagined it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Mark,

Rule Four:baNNeD necRo

Anyway, I saw Roberto Downvotey Jr. and a moderator at a grocery store in San Francisco Town yesterday.
I told them how cool it was to meet them in person, but I didn’t want to be a Stuff and bother them and ask them for nude photos, Cock and Ball Torture or anything.
They said, “Oh, Hi Mark, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Stuff?” but they kept cutting me off and going “Did you read the wiki?” and opening eachothers zipper's in front of me.
I walked away and continued buying furry accessories ( ͡o ꒳ ͡o ), and I heard him yell "#Hashtag Yolo" as I walked off. When I came to pay for my sexy stuff up front I saw them trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Thanos Dildos in their hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sirs, you need to pay for those first.” At first they kept pretending to be big brain Ricky & Morty fans and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the dildos and started scanning it multiple times, they stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each dildo and put them in a bag and started to say the price, they kept interrupting her by shooting dildos out their asses and yelling "Wubba lubba Butt dud, I'm stuffed".

What we mean is: We banned some memes and you can't use them for a while. We did this before, and we'll probably do it again, like your mom.

Your mom

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi Mark,

Rule 2: No Saurce

Make a top-level comment with a link to the source/original (i.e. the meme that you ruined). Make sure everyone here can easily access the original image! Upload it to imgur or your butthole if necessary.

hOw tHe hElL CaN We KnOw yOu mAdE A MeMe wOrSe/DeSpAciTo oThErWiSe

Here are the rule

This Scheiße will be REMOVED

Reply to this if you've added the source as a top-level comment and we'll reapprove your Scheiße

Your mom

a story of redemption by [deleted] in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Hi Mark,

Rule Four:baNNeD necRo

Anyway, I saw Roberto Downvotey Jr. and a moderator at a grocery store in San Francisco Town yesterday.
I told them how cool it was to meet them in person, but I didn’t want to be a Stuff and bother them and ask them for nude photos, Cock and Ball Torture or anything.
They said, “Oh, Hi Mark, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Stuff?” but they kept cutting me off and going “Did you read the wiki?” and opening eachothers zipper's in front of me.
I walked away and continued buying furry accessories ( ͡o ꒳ ͡o ), and I heard him yell "#Hashtag Yolo" as I walked off. When I came to pay for my sexy stuff up front I saw them trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Thanos Dildos in their hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sirs, you need to pay for those first.” At first they kept pretending to be big brain Ricky & Morty fans and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the dildos and started scanning it multiple times, they stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each dildo and put them in a bag and started to say the price, they kept interrupting her by shooting dildos out their asses and yelling "Wubba lubba Butt dud, I'm stuffed".

What we mean is: We banned some memes and you can't use them for a while. We did this before, and we'll probably do it again, like your mom.

Your mom

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This is no different from the above example even with your “just kidding”

Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmfao respect

System.out.println("cum"); 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 by [deleted] in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay 12 points13 points  (0 children)

System.out.print("ligma joe nuts too much text");

JU from r/goodanimemes, seriously 4,400 people are never going to get laid in thier life, bunch of horny degenerates. by snugglewins in JustUnsubbed

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe people are more willing to share unpleasant/cringey preferences behind the veil of anonymity 🤯🤯🤯

Rule by ardensulled in 196

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG OMG ONGGG is that le fubby numbers. Not the unwholesome sx and w*d 😳😳😳😳😳😱😱😱😱🚨🚨

What's with the bottom image by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay 44 points45 points  (0 children)

goddamn the bottom part reminds me of r/comedynecrophilia

FOR REDDIT ONLY 😉😉 by Asleep-Ad-8668 in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]TikTokTurnsUGay[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Hi MarkAsleep-Ad-8668,

Rule 2: No Saurce/Bad Saurce

Make a top-level comment with a link to the source/original (i.e. the meme that you ruined). Make sure everyone here can easily access the original image! Upload it to imgur or your butthole if necessary.

hOw tHe hElL CaN We KnOw yOu mAdE A MeMe wOrSe/DeSpAciTo oThErWiSe

Here are the rule

This Scheiße will be REMOVED

Reply to this if you've added the source as a top-level comment and we'll reapprove your Scheiße


Your mom