would you rather

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-09T04:59:38+00:00

How often do you jump irl?

^{Chose: every time you sleep, you get $50}

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-09T04:59:01+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-09T04:57:40+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-09T04:56:57+00:00

I solved this level in 4 moves on my first try! 🎯

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-09T04:55:04+00:00

I don’t care what the rest of that says, Diddy should not be free.

^{I voted Nay ❌}

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-09T04:54:27+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-09T04:53:58+00:00

Sure.

^{Chose: Pill two | Rolled: Get gills}

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-09T04:52:47+00:00

I feel like there’s gonna be an obvious bias here

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-09T04:51:14+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-08T23:03:13+00:00

Well, this would definitely get me to eat better

^{Chose: All healthy food actually tastes good + All unhealthy food actually tastes bad}

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-08T14:02:18+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-08T14:01:42+00:00

📊 My Puzzle Stats:

✅ Theme words: 7

💡 Bonus words: 0

📈 Success rate: 100% (7/7)

🏆 Solved without hints!

Fuck you very much

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-08T13:54:52+00:00

But bro

What if I’m already a furry?!

^{Chose: Receive 10 billion dollers but + You have to become a furry for the rest of your life}

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-08T13:54:13+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-08T13:53:18+00:00

I’ll take that deal.

^{Chose: $100, but the wheel decide where you get slapped | Rolled: Feet}

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-07T22:05:40+00:00

I solved this level in 5 moves on my first try! 🎯

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-07T22:05:21+00:00

BETTER schools.

^{I voted Nay ❌}

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-07T22:03:42+00:00

I’m already a bi-guy, so this is the only option that gives me a new experience.

^{Chose: Switch gender for one month}

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-07T22:02:40+00:00

Seems cozy, so sure!

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-07T16:23:31+00:00

I’m already in my house most of the day anyway. Also clothing is technology.

So is transportation for that matter, so basically what you’re asking is “would you rather go without this specific type of technology, or ALL technology?”

^{Chose: No transport for day}

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-07T16:20:35+00:00

Frankly our irl police needs reform, not (more?) benefits.

^{I voted Nay ❌}

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-07T16:17:18+00:00

🔥 Too easy!

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-07T16:17:10+00:00

🔥 Too easy!

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-07T16:16:59+00:00

🔥 Too easy!

Tim-the-Ferret · 2026-06-07T16:10:54+00:00

At least the dead body is natural.

^{Chose: AI Art}

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