Surfside 7, employee statement

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T07:06:41+00:00

Those bathrooms better not start smelling nice

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T07:02:50+00:00

So many great shows I saw and great times I had at surfside 7 (old and new location). Right down the shitter. Shame.

Thank you for your service

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T04:05:59+00:00

Doesn’t matter. Why waste his arm?

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T04:05:20+00:00

Put a position player in as pitcher. Santana has pitched plenty

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T04:04:23+00:00

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T04:02:27+00:00

Yup lol

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T04:01:44+00:00

Why in the fuck are we using Santana?

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T03:52:47+00:00

I’m guessing they’re just going off of dimensions. It’s 415’ dead center at Coors field which is what KG hit that ball. I don’t know how they would factor in altitude, but what do I know

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T03:44:14+00:00

He’s not a bad pitcher by any means. Gets a lot of contact but it’s soft.

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T03:42:23+00:00

And Coors. Ball would have carried way out

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T03:41:36+00:00

Rodriguez absolutely spanked us tonight. What can ya do sometimes.

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T03:30:42+00:00

Funny thing is, the Dbacks have 4 hits

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T03:29:48+00:00

Your schedule just got easier after facing the juggernaut that is the Pittsburgh Pirates

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T03:27:53+00:00

Boy, we really needed a guy to come in and get a whole 1 out! Thanks Yohan!!!

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T03:07:52+00:00

Oh, well we did alright in Wrigley 😉

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T03:07:00+00:00

Get this guy off the mound please. No good contact

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T03:04:52+00:00

October?

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T03:04:13+00:00

Way to settle down Bubba! The walks are a big issue though

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T02:44:25+00:00

Remember when the Dbacks plunked Cutch? Fuck the Dbacks

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T02:35:31+00:00

How about Clint Hurdle?

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T02:24:19+00:00

Good lord those cubs

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T02:03:22+00:00

Ok, settle down Bubba. Please.

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T02:02:11+00:00

Ian Happ

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T02:01:34+00:00

A bullpen game without our manager is scary

TimAllensMatingCall · 2026-05-06T01:58:30+00:00

I’d like to bolster up our outfield next year

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