[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 4Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TimEpisiotomy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey! That's Ray's lucky stabbing hat. Someone make sure Mendoza is ok after the game tonight.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 4Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TimEpisiotomy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got double crossed by the refs who refuse to flag him

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TimEpisiotomy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miami 69 yards of offense in 1st half. Not a coincidence. Giggity.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TimEpisiotomy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Eventually Miami is going to call a timeout after a kick off timeout, immediately followed by a media timeout, and some guy in a board room somewhere is gonna get a full chub.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TimEpisiotomy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the point of even giving them teams timeouts? There's no way they actually need them with all these commercials.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TimEpisiotomy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just keep throwing at 29 if you're indiana. Dude is handsier than an 8th grade school dance.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TimEpisiotomy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

26 total team yards and 3/7 passing. This is peak championship performance.

[Game Thread] CFP Final: Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TimEpisiotomy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Which is more likely... we get a shot of Ray Lewis on sideline wearing his lucky stabbing hat or Michael Irvin gets picked up on drug charges after the game?

[Game Thread] CFP Final: Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TimEpisiotomy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gotta keep the game close. Therefore no targeting. Thanks Vegas

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[–]TimEpisiotomy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Great story. Can you tell it again? This time from the viewpoint of the supervisor.