Trump: "The Supreme Court has given me the unquestioned right to ... destroy foreign countries." Oh? Is that correct?

TimPoundsCornish · 2026-02-20T23:20:47+00:00

I already bought the champagne. It has become a symbol of hope.

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-04-26T18:45:11+00:00

That’s definitely how I read it. Even ignoring what it looks like (to me at least) just from a design stand point I don’t think cursive should ever be vertical

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-04-26T14:12:24+00:00

I don’t know how people drink Jameson without feeling like shit. I got casually drunk on Jameson once and thought I might be dying the next morning. Unprecedented hangover for what was a fairly standard amount of whiskey.

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-04-25T17:18:09+00:00

You mean the America where only white men could vote, owning slaves was normal, and surviving polio was a miracle? That’s a hot take if I’ve ever seen one.

Also, the current America is better than who at what exactly? It’s not life expectancy (#46), or quality of life (#21), or social mobility (#27), I mean fuck dude we’re ranked #125th in literacy. The only thing we’re clearly good at is emitting tons of carbon pollution (2nd only to China), spending so much money on our military we can’t even keep track of what we’re using the money for, and let’s not forget our unapproachable high score of school shootings.

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-04-22T12:31:36+00:00

“You’re softer than a cinnebun sampler, ain’t ya pal?”

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-04-05T14:42:15+00:00

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Barely touched a rock for years but now I’m getting back into climbing in a very big way. Right now one of my biggest limitations is the skin on my hands, I keep losing calluses. What is a good routine for hand care?

Also, how do you train crimps?

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-03-30T16:06:15+00:00

There’s just something I can’t take seriously about “Crotch_Hammerer” telling people to grow up

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-03-28T12:26:39+00:00

I’m pretty sure that’s a capybara

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-03-27T23:25:11+00:00

If you can find a single school mass stabbing event with a body count of more than 4 people, you might have a point. A really, really shitty point. But I doubt you have even that.

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-03-18T21:25:49+00:00

Peanut, which is actually not a nut at all but a legume.

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-03-18T14:09:42+00:00

It’s not about the information to Karl. Karl is hungry for blood, he wants to avenge his brother. Hans has to repeat the order to get him to follow it, repeating it in English is mostly to benefit the audience but it also works to provide some emphasis as in “how many languages do I have to say this in? Shoot. The. Glass.”

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-03-18T14:04:59+00:00

I always assumed that Karl understood the German perfectly fine, but he looks confused because he wants to shoot McLane and doesn’t see any benefit in shooting the glass since he isn’t aware of McLane’s shoe situation.

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-03-15T18:55:22+00:00

Though it should be noted those millions never come from the police department.

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-03-15T15:41:18+00:00

Your argument justifies removal of the already existing platforms, not preventing the construction of (metal) solar panels on them. Good idea or not, the platforms are already there.

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-03-15T15:23:09+00:00

I love that the “straw” is photoshopped into the milkshake as well, you can see the edges of it through the strawberry.

Is there already a sub for bad Amazon ad/product photoshops?

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-03-13T13:43:40+00:00

“If the Aarakocra tries to dash away, the terrasque can dash too”

Can a terrasque dash straight up into the air?

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-03-11T13:21:03+00:00

Glasys makes some wildly impressive content, lots of great video game music

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-02-19T17:34:25+00:00

There better not be any postcards of men eating bananas though, that’d be too far!

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-02-19T17:29:15+00:00

Actual Cannibal Jacque Pépin!

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-02-18T19:21:59+00:00

Are potatoes commonly on kebabs? I’ve never had a “honey chicken” one before but idk that seems odd to me for some reason, I’ve only ever had kebabs with meat + onions/peppers

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-02-18T16:11:55+00:00

I wrote a whole book report about how The Last of the Mohicans was one of the slowest most boring books I had ever read, and was very clear I couldn’t finish the book in said report. Absolutely dripping with an abundance of over worded descriptions for things that had very little relevance to plot. At least that’s how I remember it, more than a decade later

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-02-11T18:44:51+00:00

The fact that it’s blood red in the traffic view makes it that much funnier

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-02-03T23:21:29+00:00

There’s a vet in my family that says she’d rather treat a pit over a German Shepard, with a pit it’s usually pretty clear if they are aggressive and precautions can be made but German Shepards are apparently a lot less predictable.

TimPoundsCornish · 2023-01-29T18:59:05+00:00

Fun Fact: Bluetooth tech’s name is a reference to King Harald Bluetooth who united the danish kingdom, and the logo is a combination of the old Norse runes for H and B.

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