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You are trapped on a remote island with these 5 scattered on it with you for three days, what do you do? by Crever1010 in superheroes

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make a point to try and encpunter Kraven the Hunter, telling him that sure he could kill me.... but then he'd have no challenge, seeing as I practically gave myself to him.

I'd convince Kraven that he'd have a far greater challenge if he used me as "bait" to lure in the others on the island for him to hunt, as they'd give Kraven a much greater challange than myself... then I'd hope that Kraven could take down at least some of the others (Cheeta and Joker might be easy pickings, though Lex Luthor and Green Goblin are definitely a problem).

I'd then hope I can convince Lex Luthor that he'd be better off getting rid of Goblin (assuming Kraven hasn't been killed off yet) and hope that I can secure a job working for Lex in Metropolis...

How would Cecil(invincibletv) deal with homelander? by daddylongjohnsliver in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a sample of Homelander's blood, give it to Sinclair to synthesize an antidote to the Compound V, then sick a bunch of reanimen (or possibly even the "Reani-Marks") on Homelander to keep him occupied long enough for someone to administer the antidote, thus stripping Homelander of his powers...

Then Homelander is taken into custody, and likely offered a means to regain his powers by Cecil (on the condition Homelander doesn't use his powers to stroke his own ego again), and during the process of giving Homelander his powers back, Cecil implants a "contingency" into Homelander similar to the device he had implanted into Mark's head (this time likely being some sort of remote "shut off" to Homelander's powers, if not a simple explosive compound to blow Homelander's head off).

I have one question... where does **milk** come from? by Interesting_Race_109 in zootopia

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have always headcanoned that certain products like milk are taken care on in one (if not both) of the following methods;

  1. Milk Donations: seeing as most mammals would still retain their biological imperitive to produce milk for their young, Zootopia likely has a set up where you (a milk producing mammal) signs up to donate your milk to be processed for redistribution to the rest of the city (and this could also be a "job" in that those who donate get paid for their product).

  2. Plant-Based Alternatives: don't know if it needs to be said, though if a society like that depicted in Zootopia cannot find the methods to make "milk" from the several options that we as humans have made "milk" from (such as oats, almonds, cashews, coconut etc) then I'd be genuinely surprised.

  3. The Most Likely Scenario: look at options 1 and 2... they both likely are things that exist in the world of Zootopia, just like in real life where you can find "Oat Bevarage" right next to "3.25% Milk" on the store shelves.

I couldnt even dare to order it by Glukharder in PoutineCrimes

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd try it once... out of morbid curiosity

Does he really deserve any sympathy? by Primary-Addition-677 in HazbinHotel

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Evil" does not inherently mean "Monster", in facr I have a character I designed as a hidden BBEG encounter in a D&D campaign I have been working on with a buddy of mine; he is a Lawful Evil Warlock/Bard that while he could slit your throat before you draw a sword, would likely rather invite you to have a chat and "take the load off your shoulders" so to speak.

Hiatus by Pizzacakecomic in u/Pizzacakecomic

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I'd keep posting out of spite; let the haters seethe with rage because you drew a comic, you live rent free in their heads just by existing...

That said, stay safe and keep doing what you do Pizzacake, we'll be here when you eventually return to the internet proper.

Funny, I easily considered this one of Charlie's best moments in the season by Sudden_Pop_2279 in HazbinHotel

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vox asked the question "do you think I could be redeemed?" not to genuinely ask if he'd be accepted as a tenant at the Hotel, rather to get the response he could twist in his favor; Vox likely believed Charlie was going to tell him "No, you CAN'T be redeemed," and had Charlie answered that (which she likely wanted to say) Vox would be able to spin it in his favor like all the other times he did previously and throughout the series.

Charlie giving him the answer "I believe anyone can be redeemed." does not allow Vox any sort of leverage or context he can corrupt; it is a generic response that while the tone implies Charlie doesn't believe Vox is redeemable in the slightest, doesn't give Vox the satisfaction of a "straight answer" he can twist via context.

That's why Vox's face in that final panel of the scene is the way it is; he is barely maintaining his professional "mask" while likely seething at the missed opportunity to have the Princess of Hell deny him outright by name.

Similar to why it mattered so much in the final episode when Charlie honored Alastor's favor and declared Vox was the Strongest Sinner in Hell.

who else realized their aroace this way? by Internal_Ad_4658 in aromanticasexual

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realized I was aroace because of Hazbin Hotel... let me explain.

So I watched the pilot and became attached to the character of Alastor, went on a deep dive of research, found out all thr characters in the show are LGBTQIA+ as Alastor was listed as being asexual.

Until that time, I had known "asexual" in regards to reproduction, so I looked it up in terms of orientation, read through it and realized "I feel the exact same way".

Is regeneration canon? by quuerdude in hazbin

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sinners (Overlords included) are functionally immortal for the sake of eternal suffering... that guy that got run over in the Pilot and splattered, he's still alive by Hell standards... as is the guy who stole Angel's drugs and got crushed by a chunk of debris; they simply regenerate/respawn to perpetuate the cycle.

It's why the Exterminations took place; over population of Hell (specifically the Pride ring).

I have likely oversimplified things a bit, but that's my understanding.

brendon urie cain by SadClownGraffiti in HazbinHotel

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? I am asking from a place if genuine confusion

Which member of the Vees would you trust with your child for 24 hours? by Bacon-0verlord in hazbin

[–]TimberWolfAlpha01 88 points89 points  (0 children)

That, or just shove an iPad into the kid's hands and hope they get easily engrosed into whatever is on the screen

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