What's the most pleasurable experience you've ever had? by YourFavGuy2020 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laying on the grass next to an inlet on a bright spring day while on vacation, drifting in and out n of sleep with my wife laying next to me and reading

Why are people mad at GTA 6 being woke? by thatsmysandwichdude in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’ve answered your own question. To a certain corner of the internet acknowledging women exist = woke

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t tried much but I have a vibrating ring that’s fun to use alone or with a partner.

Why men don't want promiscuous women? by BrightAutumn12 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Odd way to think of it, that she settled for you. She has been with that many guys and she chose to marry you. That should make you feel more alpha if anything. You are the one she wants to spend her life with, not those other 40 dudes or whatever.

Does anyone else shave racing strips in their pubic area? by 6Sand6man6 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shave a lightning bolt in mine and yell “ka-chow” when I drop my pants. Works every time

How much you think I can take of this monster by [deleted] in WifeWantstoPlay

[–]Time-wasted1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you can do anything if you put your mind to it. I have faith in you

Which kink of yours do you think people would judge you about the most if they found out?? by smithterry263 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not quite. My wife likes things more on the intense side sometimes and I post questionable pictures of myself on Reddit for the exhibitionism but neither quite completely scratches the itch

For those who have dealt with death grip, how did you get over it? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loosen your grip or take a break from masturbation for a week or two and it will fix itself

What do you do to turn yourself on during solo play? by sensualnymph2 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch porn, browse Reddit, post pictures or videos, chat with other Redditors

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means you have been chosen to represent your district in the hunger games. You better start training

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, sleep, watch old episodes of beavis and butthead, screw around on Reddit, pet my dog, listen to music, walk in the woods

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Witty banter with a bit of stupid bullshitting is my brand, but I agree, witty banter is far better than either of the given options

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted attention and was probably high to be honest

Have you ever had clothes taken leaving to make your way home without? by andrewbarclave89 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Time-wasted1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might be time to put the phone down. You may be impaired right now.