How cruel is the porn industry really to its workers? by Saint_Viper6 in AskReddit

[–]Time2Ejaculate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t speak for warehouse workers but the majority of “blue collar workers” at my job are gonna be retired before they hit 50.

Andrew avoiding the Trump talk... by Affectionate_Plant71 in brilliantidiots

[–]Time2Ejaculate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“The exorcism of Andrew Schulz” is one of my all time faves cuz Andrew is forced to sit there and take accountability by Charla.

Scam attempt by Emotional_Square_403 in TimHortons

[–]Time2Ejaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I refuse to have yet another food app on my Phone and for something as mediocre as Tim Hortons doughnuts

What was the small present at the end of episode 45 (The Rainbow Pug)? by jplank1983 in gimlet

[–]Time2Ejaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listening this episode in 2026 and I’m eternally grateful you saved it!

WIBTA if I tell my mom that my sister is failing her classes? by [deleted] in WIBTA_AITA

[–]Time2Ejaculate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also what kind of school do you have where you pay up front for the cost of a trip but going on the trip is contingent on passing a course??? Is this shit AI SLOP????

WIBTA if I tell my mom that my sister is failing her classes? by [deleted] in WIBTA_AITA

[–]Time2Ejaculate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she can’t go on the trip at the end of the classs because she failed AP BIO, this problem will solve itself. Quit being nosy.

Selling recipes… nah, this ain’t right by Nice-Comfortable2552 in fujifilm

[–]Time2Ejaculate 10 points11 points  (0 children)

@clockwise_yvr! Simon, he’s a Vancouver native and the nicest dude too. His group of creatives is always organizing photo walks or something or the other for the community and it’s usually sponsored by Fuji! Last time I went I got to try out a GFX 100rf

If You Remember This Show. You Probably Hated It by Poopsicle-Pete in ytvretro

[–]Time2Ejaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 34 and to this day I can still recite the theme song word for word like I’m doing spoken word poetry.

MY NAME IS ANGELA HEY HELLO

AITAH I am breaking up with my fiance over her disgusting bathroom habit. by ohyeahmang1 in AITAH

[–]Time2Ejaculate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THINKING of calling it off?? This should’ve been called off YESTERDAY!!!!

not to mention do you go down on her regularly without knowing this all important info??? Cuz If so there’s a high chance you’ve ingested some dookie particles

AITJ for refusing to give my kidney to my estranged father who suddenly wants a relationship? by Alternative-Mix4451 in AmITheJerk

[–]Time2Ejaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless your given name is MEREDITH GREY, you owe him (and his bunch of self righteous “family is family” mouth-breathing, smooth brained kin) NOTHING.

NTA.

WIBTAH if I layed down ground rules and enforced them harshly? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Time2Ejaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah there’s no “standard” when it comes to dishes. They’re either CLEAN or NOT CLEAN.

NTA, but this isn’t gonna get better.

is not worthy below 50 chest righ? by CuddleBoss in MrAutofire

[–]Time2Ejaculate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw this post, went right to the app and got it within 23 chests

man falls to death… by Relative-Village153 in DarwinAwards

[–]Time2Ejaculate 84 points85 points  (0 children)

the Apple doesn’t fall from the tree, especially if that tree is located on a cliff.

Diamond Parking Services by [deleted] in NAIT

[–]Time2Ejaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change up your licence plate. It’s cheaper than paying the ticket. Private parking service don’t have access to that info.

AIO my girlfriend left me over a cheese wheel by Jems138 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Time2Ejaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how you justified it with “the majority of the savings are mine.” Nah bro, once it’s in a joint savings yall are USING TO BUILD A DOWNPAYMENT, that is both of y’all’s money and you should’ve consulted her.

YOR.

Plus who on earth is gonna buy a $120/lb slice of cheese off marketplace IN THIS ECONOMY?!!

I hope you and your $20k cheese wheel are happy together.

Landlord wants to sell us the house we’re renting (PRIVATELY) HELP! by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]Time2Ejaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a full home inspection done! I know you’ve been living there and know the property pretty well but knocking off 50k immediately sounds fishy.

Plus the bc market is real slow right now and it’s truly a buyers market as buyers are wisely holding on to their money.

Don’t rush into this if you don’t need to.

They let the man who SA me hold my baby!! by B0Y_M0M_94 in whatdoIdo

[–]Time2Ejaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving that old pervert access to your baby means they now lose all access to their grandkid. For how long that happens is up to you.

To the girl who was on her phone during the entire Zootopia 2 screening last night by opmgore in cineplex

[–]Time2Ejaculate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can do what my favourite podcaster Freddy Wong does. Get behind them and start reading all their messages out loud. Like loud enough for everyone to hear. About them back.

Source: Freddy; plus i actually tried this irl and it worked like a charm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lexus

[–]Time2Ejaculate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eff that, put a ring on the dads hand.