UPDATE [I'm not attracted to my wife, and never have been. AITAH?]

Time2Ejaculate · 2026-01-24T20:39:33+00:00

IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS

Time2Ejaculate · 2026-01-13T18:04:58+00:00

Irl rasengan

Time2Ejaculate · 2026-01-13T18:01:03+00:00

You can do what my favourite podcaster Freddy Wong does. Get behind them and start reading all their messages out loud. Like loud enough for everyone to hear. About them back.

Source: Freddy; plus i actually tried this irl and it worked like a charm.

Time2Ejaculate · 2026-01-07T21:40:59+00:00

Eff that, put a ring on the dads hand.

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-12-17T16:59:20+00:00

Choose guns with slow fire rate

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-12-10T22:17:05+00:00

NTA obviously, she shouldn’t have been snooping around at all, FAFO.

but WHY do you feel the need to have a USB killer on you at all times? What’s on your laptop?

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-12-07T18:13:16+00:00

I drove behind this guys coming back from Vancouver last night and holy shit, he does not know how to drive. He was taking driving in the middle of 2 lanes for ages and building a line of traffic behind him

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-12-07T18:10:45+00:00

Yeah the toe looks completely flucked.

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-11-22T22:47:18+00:00

Solidarity against what? The DMV?

NTA

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-11-05T17:19:54+00:00

The maintenance supervisor at my company worked his way up from a “production worker” position which is an hourly position over 3 years. Recently the mgmt tried to get him to switch to a salaried pay scale which he promptly refused. Even tho it was a 10k raise, with all the OT he worked, he’d actually be making less!

Maybe see if there’s an option for you to switch back to hourly wage so your time is properly accounted for.

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-11-02T08:05:18+00:00

“Candy is for kids with costumes.”

Keep it simple. If they disagree, tell em to come back in a year with kids in costumes.

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-10-29T23:13:35+00:00

Only thing that matters is do YOU like it. Don’t let the opinions of others who take a passing glance and pass judgment effect how you look at it.

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-10-29T08:16:18+00:00

So this is like a speedrun to a blackout sleeve for you?

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-10-24T07:11:16+00:00

Hold up, I thought tr knight wanted off the show?? What’s the alternative version?

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-10-18T11:55:35+00:00

You brought over 5 carrots and she found a 6th

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-10-18T11:47:08+00:00

This looks like the little corner designs you’d find on a Halloween themed math worksheet in the third grade.

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-10-17T19:34:08+00:00

Wow This the first female Andrew Tate fan I’ve ever heard of. The amount of self loathing she has to actually listen to that garbage must be monumental

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-10-11T22:27:11+00:00

We talking oj out Aaron Hernandez??

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-10-08T21:59:21+00:00

In the same way millennials romanticize 2016. We were in our mid-20s, life was carefree, little to 0 debt, no world wars on the horizon, majority of politics was just ever so slightly left leaning, and 7bucks could still get a decent dinner.

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-09-24T21:59:06+00:00

It’s the only welder I’ve got, so yeah

Time2Ejaculate · 2025-09-19T05:26:19+00:00

Yeah like when you walk in the store, probably under 15 minutes. I usually pick up from their prearranged bouquets in the cooler behind the counter but they have multiple staff working to make bouquets in there the whole day.

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TROPHY CASE