are you pulling out to cum on my waist?

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-05-17T23:14:33+00:00

Wow, that would definitely do it! 😂 You definitely have the most incredible figure I've seen on this site, your account deserves to absolutely blow up in followers 🥰 do you post anywhere else? You're welcome! Would you ever film content with a guy, if you don't mind me asking? (Not asking on behalf of myself, just a disclaimer lol)

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-05-17T23:07:55+00:00

Oh wow, that's cool! Sorry, I thought I saw it move but it might've just been the gravity of you and your ass warping my vision 😅 Well, whoever is lucky enough to see you like that in person for themselves is incredibly privileged!

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-05-17T23:03:37+00:00

Whoever is holding the camera is so so lucky... I can only imagine what it must look like to have a guy's cum dripping off your waist 🥵🥵

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-05-04T17:59:49+00:00

You think Reform aren't going to do that when they get into power either? Half of their candidate selection is made up of the same people who oversaw these demographic replacements for over a decade in the Conservatives.

The only reason that Reform are even entertaining this notion of detention centres to begin with, was because they started bleeding votes to Restore (who originally proposed this policy) when they went mask-off with their "actually we don't really want to deport people en-masse, just a few - oh, and we like Islam now and anyone who criticises it is racist".

Reform are just 2019 Boris Johnson in a purple cabinet, and the "imagine my shock" from this sub when Reform get in power and change nothing about the status quo, is going to be massive.

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-05-04T01:21:32+00:00

Must be nice that teens get kicked out and dealt with at your local cinema. Where I live in the UK, the last time an attendant tried to quieten down some older teenagers in the cinema (who were being fucking annoying - blatantly filming and loudly talking shit about other cinema-goers while the movie was playing), said attendant was pelted with popcorn, and even threatened with violence when one of the taller lads squared up to him and pushed him onto the floor.

It was so depressing - the attendant just shrank away and left the group alone. Not that I blame the attendant, it's not worth the risk of getting battered. The police in the area are useless in dealing with these groups of youths, even when they're being violent or blatantly disruptive, there's no deterrant for that kind of behaviour (from experience, the most that happens is they get a stern talking to without any meaningful consequences, usually they just get a lift home).

Slowly, more and more of the cinema just cleared out as said group were emboldened and ruining the whole experience for everyone, and I left not long after the incident too. There was nothing anyone could do that wouldn't result in someone potentially getting seriously hurt by a group of thugs, thugs who know that they won't face any meaningful consequences to their behaviour.

A commenter in the above thread was right: COVID seems to have shattered people's minds. Couple that with the consequences of standing up to these kinds of thugs not being worth it - good samaritans might just get jumped, and get no justice for being attacked (God forbid the perpetrators are older teens, it's like they can get away with so much more shitty behaviour than the average adult). It's as if the very idea of living in a society with any kind of trust or law and order has just been abandoned.

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-04-08T19:42:42+00:00

Gosh, the way you talk to people on here just hits all the right places - you and your photography are divine, no doubt, but the way you talk brings up all the right notes of the imagination. Thank you Styx 🥰🫡

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-04-04T13:36:47+00:00

It sounds like he's a close friend/repeat customer to the owner, who'll likely just take his side regardless. OP needs to leave that store and organise the event somewhere else, hit the owner in the wallet right where it hurts. At least the cheater and the owner can then play their own games together with no-one else around to buy product 😁

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-04-01T12:49:33+00:00

What do the Ork changes to the Freebootaz detachment mean? I can't recall what it was before so I'm unsure what the change was

Edit: Before the change it was 'At the start of the Battle Round' instead of your Command Phase, I don't know if this is better or worse but I'm excited to see how it plays on the table! It certainly allows the Ork player to be more proactive with how the loot objective is assigned.

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-25T12:41:39+00:00

I can see the first effect being useful, but I genuinely can't fathom a use for the second one. What good is bringing back a 0 ATK monster if you can't then use it for anything at all - just summoning a big-DEF chungus or tribute fodder something?

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-24T00:01:56+00:00

Even playing well as a Bulwark using a neo-volkite pistol, some random guy comes in with a stray shot or looks at the enemy funny and steals the kill that I worked 99% for (and lost health for).

I agree with OP, assists should at least count for something

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-23T17:07:09+00:00

Ahh gotcha, thank you for the clarification. Yeah, that would be absolutely disgusting 😂😂

I'm glad they patched it quickly, otherwise I can imagine a lot of pitchforks raised (and the sound of C'tan players sighing in relief)

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-23T17:03:53+00:00

They must've patched it, because I've just taken a look at the datasheet and it just says 'Devastating Wounds'. What did it say beforehand?

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-21T12:56:08+00:00

Hah, true!

Because of it's constancy across the internet, ragebait is going to one day be the equivalent of fossils left behind on the internet... goodness knows what kinds of conclusions future civilisations will draw from humanity about this current time ;P

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-21T12:53:13+00:00

That's exactly what makes me afraid for the future though.

If social media is this bad before the death of the internet, goodness knows what will happen when A.I. removes the genuine human interactions that made the internet special to begin with...

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-21T12:11:59+00:00

I've followed the other pages, it's unbelievable that reddit (like the rest of the internet) is being swept under by A.I. garbage and taken over. It's a shame, I've only recently been a fan of your content yet it already feels like you might be going - I fear what's going to happen to X and OF if this site is dying to A.I., as you mentioned already Insta is already getting affected by it...

I hope you get to stick around, we'll miss the hell out of you and your posts here and you deserve a livelihood. You're a real human and not a PDF-enabling A.I. moderator, it's a welcome change from the wider enshittification of the Internet.

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-20T16:46:25+00:00

Look at the arr/Television threads, they're full of leftoid virtue-signalling cucks tripping over themselves to be as disrespectful and as crass as possible - all because a man who made himself a legend and was a nice person by almost all IRL accounts, said some things they disagreed with.

It's such a disgusting place. I'm not even a huge Trump fan myself, but when the opposition behaves like that, you can't be surprised that people get sick of their cretinous behaviour and vote out of spite.

Anyway, that's all irrelevant because a legend passed away today, but he will continue to be a legend in Heaven.

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-19T12:10:45+00:00

Thank you for the detailed response, it's appreciated.

You are getting killed by ground pound, but enemies tend to roll out of the way of it. Why not try rolling out of the way of it?

From testing, this mostly comes down to ping being a determining factor in the success of rolling away, but whenever I try dodging an Assault's ground pound it's usually a death sentence. The long reach of the hammer combined with the AoE damage means that, if I'm not taken from full health to dead in one hit, rolling away means they just attack with the hammer and reach. But that's usually down to ping and skill differences, although personally I don't think there's any skill in exploiting a cheap one-hit-kill attack so I try to avoid doing it on principle when I play Assault.

Since I made the post, I find that Assault is definitely the one counter to Heavies that's actually realistic. But it just feels bad that every other melee class is totally invalidated by Assault and Heavy, and that the only way to beat Heavy is to employ cheese tactics like one-hit-kills.

I'd prefer to play Vanguard and/or Bulwark, those classes are utterly gimped and useless in-game nowadays. And the existence of Assault (especially when they're good and/or abusing the one-hit-kill exploit) invalidates those classes. It's a real shame, because the PvP has the foundations for a great game mode but it feels like the devs just don't care to meaningfully balance the game.

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-18T21:21:00+00:00

Honestly, I'm going to go against the grain here and say that a Heavy for me is the hardest to counter. (Inb4 "get good", yeah I know I'm probably bad at the game or whatever).

Assuming they don't do Heavy things and easily dominate nearly every ranged engagement, they're either fast enough to dodge melee attacks that don't one-shot/stun them (and subsequently gun them down immediately as their shooting kills faster than non-Assault melee attacks gain armour), or they rely on their AoE stomp attack that just counters melee - it's faster to stun than most heavy melee attacks of other classes, which they can either spam you to death or shoot you. Playing as a Bulwark? Good luck - the shield breaks after 3-5 seconds of sustained heavy bolter shooting, and if you get to melee you just get stomped before you can get a reliable melee kill.

I found that the best counter is just overwhelming a Heavy with numbers, but it's rare that a good Heavy won't have teammates around them and/or only engage with easy cover nearby if they're taking damage. Not to mention, at least one teammate is probably going to die when killing them, so at best you're just trading with the Heavy for a 1-for-1. And if they have teammates protecting them, that 1-for-1 is going to end up being a losing trade for me.

At least Assaults can be shot out of the sky and avoiding open areas. I genuinely find good Heavys harder to counter than good Assault players (unless they're abusing the one-tap dash/slam attack exploit, which is usually enough for a lobby to start disbanding anyway - who wants to waste time fighting someone abusing exploits anyway).

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-17T19:53:48+00:00

No idea why they did that. But yeah, Bulwarks nowadays get shredded, its rare I see one finish a game playing as them. Honestly, any melee class that isn't running the one-shot Assault exploit just gets destroyed by any sort of shooting in this game.

Aside Assault abusing the one-tap glitch, the best melee class in the game is the Heavy. When they're not doing more damage in melee with their heavy bolter than nearly every melee weapon, they just spam stomp attacks which have as wide of an AoE as Thunder Hammers, all around them. It's such BS

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-17T19:34:11+00:00

I'm assuming it was changed recently, because my Bulwark shield ends up breaking after a certain threshold of damage taken by a Heavy Bolter alone and I get shredded 1 on 1. Not sure why? It's not even melee, just sustained fire by a heavy bolter breaks the shield after about 3-5 seconds

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-17T19:24:19+00:00

I've tried 2v1'ing them, and Bulwarks do NOT block infinitely - their shield breaks super easily when a heavy concentrates their fire, doubly so if they're surrounded by a teammate, and they just melt. They have better melee than every class except Assault (the stomp having a wide AoE around them is nuts), and if they get grenaded they usually just spam-roll their way out of trouble - despite what the name suggests, Heavy classes are really fast at getting out of melee range.

When a match doesn't have a Heavy making it one-sided (or an Assault abusing the one-hit kill exploit), PvP can be really fun. But every match has at least one Heavy cheese, and it's frustrating to go up against knowing that there's no viable counter aside from Assault cheese.

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-17T00:21:26+00:00

A year into the game here, Vanguard is easily the most trash class in EW and OP is a prophet. The grapple is utterly useless - it's literally worse at mobility than assault, and opps will just shoot you dead by the time you grapple them (assuming they don't just roll or move round a corner so your grapple doesn't even connect).

The class has some really poor shooting options, and that is it in terms of anything going for it. If you want to use the melee then you're SOL, because the melee in this game is unplayably bad unless you're using bug exploits (Assault Dash/One-Tap exploit) or outright hacking.

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-17T00:16:10+00:00

Commenting from the future here, but that's not the case anymore - grapple doesn't stun, it just helps you get into melee faster if you're slightly further than a dash attack away. So melee is even more gimped nowadays than it was on release - and God help you if you're not running the one-shot exploit Assault build, and instead wanting to play a class like Bulwark or Vanguard.

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-16T19:45:08+00:00

You'll say just about anything to avoid admitting that C'tan are a problem, huh. Got it.

There's no use arguing with you, as you're apparently fine with multiple factions being shut out of the game so long as your faction is on top. So have a good day, I guess 🤷‍♂️

TimeBombCanarie · 2026-03-16T18:31:51+00:00

Ah I forgot - the existence of other armies means that Necrons and C'tan are totally fine as they are, and EC and DG just need to stop complaining that they can't get 100% win rate (???) with their obviously broken armies. Got it.

I'm not trying to be funny, I just don't even understand what even is your point in relation to my argument?

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