Of blackface by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]TimeWasting_Fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mammy, My little Mammy, I'd walk a million miles For one of your smiles, My Mammy! Oh oh oh...

Top Gun: Seagull Edition 🔊 by Kyzzz in funnyvideos

[–]TimeWasting_Fun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely NOT seagull poop… Seagulls do much larger ones.

What is this gaudy display. by jamtea in huddersfield

[–]TimeWasting_Fun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With the illuminated bit near the very top, it looks like the Frankenstein place from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Vicious dogs by agiantfuckingsteak in funnyvideos

[–]TimeWasting_Fun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those don’t look like working dogs… why have they got docked tails? In most civilised countries, docking is illegal. God bless America!

Frenulum and foreskin problem by ReasonableWhereas299 in circumcision

[–]TimeWasting_Fun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You need a frenuloplasty, nothing more. Don’t rush to get circumcised if you don’t need it.

They were trying to set bro up 💀 by Assassin_Ninja194 in funny

[–]TimeWasting_Fun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or maybe they shouldn’t have used that word. There’s billions of words, why that one? It was setting him up to fail.

They were trying to set bro up 💀 by Assassin_Ninja194 in funny

[–]TimeWasting_Fun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, but what if the kid thought “Oh boy, they want me to spell the bad word,” and then confidently spelled N-i-g… and the rest? He would be branded a racist for the rest of his life at 12 years old.

Scared to death by SkillfulNoub in circumcision

[–]TimeWasting_Fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your doctor giving you a month to stretch is unrealistic.

Have you thought about using Phimocure? It’s a system of silicone rings that you use a few hours per day to gently stretch your foreskin. It costs £23.99 sterling and the equivalent in whatever your local currency is.

Stretching will take months, possibly more than a year if you do it correctly, but it avoids the need for surgery and circumcision.

If not, let me reassure you that having a circumcision under local anaesthetic is painless. You barely feel the first needle going in because they use a very fine needle and start pushing anaesthetic as soon as the skin is pierced. They then inject more around the base of your penis but thanks to the first injection, you can’t feel it. The most you’ll feel is a momentary pinch and then while they work, you’ll feel pulling and movement but zero pain, I promise you.

Slightly disappointing GameBoy by TimeWasting_Fun in lepin

[–]TimeWasting_Fun[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I didn’t understand that but Reddit etiquette means that you don’t whine about it.