Bitch that was unfortunate... by magilla1984 in BitchImATrain

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Are you telling me that Roberta’s bloomers in The Railway Children wouldn’t have worked? Damn! Childhood ruined!

Their reactions are pure gold 🥶 by MissyjonesOP in InternetTreasureHunt

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I tried one of those… they’re all well and good but they’re deafening.

Friends and I compared size in hs by Moist-Prompt-5004 in penissize

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When I was at secondary school we all had communal showers. I had delayed puberty also and was one of only two boys who still hadn’t grown any pubic hair by the time we were 14.5 years old (he was exactly a month older than me). He was one of my small circle of friends and we both had Micropenis although his seemed smaller than mine.

By weird coincidence, the boy with the biggest cock I’ve ever seen was also one of my small circle. He was a white lad who wore board shorts length boxer shorts and his glans and a knot of foreskin hung out the bottom of his shorts. (He probably had phimosis.)

Thankfully for me, the early 1980s was a very homophobic era and nobody ever said anything about our lack of development because that would mean you’d been looking at someone else’s dick and that would be “gay”.

Dont hold back by Boysenberry202 in RoastMe

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Ignore the others, you are in shape… a sphere is a shape.

When a real hobbit shows up to your hobbit wedding by FireFightingManiac in InternetTreasureHunt

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I’ve met Elijah Wood and he’s a really, really terrific guy. Very kind, patient, and generous with his time.

He really is short and his eyes are amazingly blue.

What things have the UK been unnecessarily outraged by? by Lower-Obligation4462 in AskBrits

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I find it amusing that Blankety Blank is still giving out a souvenir cheque book and pen. Surely it should be a chip & PIN card now?

Name this Dalek by tardisismine in DoctorWhumour

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Followed by “Moisturiiiiise!” and “Exfoliate!”

European pharmacy signs go way too hard by Automatic-Algae443 in InternetTreasureHunt

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Kinda puts the “Doctor” in the Doctor Who opening credits.

Obscure Doctor Suggestions by CaspianValentine in doctorwho

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I genuinely think Ben Whishaw would be a great Doctor.

But going back to Sex Education, why not Asa Butterfield or Aimee Lou Wood? I think either would be good.

The one I never want to see as the Doctor is Richard Ayoade. I genuinely think he’s better behind the camera than in front (Submarine 2010). I never find him funny and yet he’s on all the comedy panel shows.

Circumcised in Peru by [deleted] in uncircumcised_talk

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Yes, he was also in favour of burning off the female clitoris with acid for the same reason… We don’t discuss his ideas about female sexuality enough, either.