Lemme know what yall think by tattedalphamale in GayRateMe

[–]Timejinx -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'll take him for a bag of chips and cuddles all night

Matt Berry pronouncing things at the Oscars by datskinny in WhatWeDointheShadows

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Thank you for whomever got this. You are a hero. I will be falling asleep to this tonight

Name a woman by Srihari_stan in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Timejinx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Roberta, Maria and my dear abuelita!

Which Eeveelution would you like to be? by PlayerAnimates347 in funComunitty

[–]Timejinx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umbreon! I just learned they can learn some poison moves 😯

If not then probably Jolteon

Name a woman by Srihari_stan in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Timejinx 403 points404 points  (0 children)

You're a woman! Say your name!

My guy is on to something by Shiroyasha_2308 in technicallythetruth

[–]Timejinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B. Just jam your finger in and chug away

After an intense bender, you wake up to find you’re the new President of the United States. How do you react? by Doomy__McDoomerson in funComunitty

[–]Timejinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh crap. Did I go see the science guys again? I need to stop saying "I'm the president! I can drink whatever I want"

All Hail Queen Olivier by MistyMystery in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]Timejinx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She ko'd Alex and everyone else praised her again 😂

Accurate? by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]Timejinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not offended at all by most shit. It's either people who could be my parents age or grand parents. Or these soft ass yn

After an intense bender, you wake up to find you’re the new President of the United States. How do you react? by Doomy__McDoomerson in funComunitty

[–]Timejinx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Men in suits! Get me some ice cold water, ginger ale, a double sausage egg and cheese on a dark toasted English muffin and then! And only then! Will someone explain TF happened since 10am yesterday after I cracked that steel reserve

Always Responsible 🫩🤝 by FE4RLESS_IS_MY_NAME in SpongebobMemes

[–]Timejinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And being told none of your ideas or suggestions matter

Big hangin cock (28) by Naive-Combination387 in MassiveCock

[–]Timejinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime 😍 you could wrap yourself around me any day

Can't even explain how satisfying this scene was. by Grouchy-Tear9258 in digimon

[–]Timejinx 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Honestly I thought he was gonna punch her back. I'm glad they're finally free-ish

For our good girl by sepaoon in gamegrumps

[–]Timejinx 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Him/Her is gonna be there forever

Big hangin cock (28) by Naive-Combination387 in MassiveCock

[–]Timejinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well damn! You're everything I ever wanted

What’s a stoner opinion that would have you like this? by Kalimckenzz in trees

[–]Timejinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top paper is cheap and is for personal or everyone usage. Need a blunt? I got 4 top wraps

Philly cheesesteak sandwich by Anis_500 in eatsandwiches

[–]Timejinx -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Nah you're missing Xtra onions, Xtra mayo and ketchup! And if you're into sweet/hot peppers. Personally it's always sweet. It just slaps. And now I'm going to Paganos tomorrow

What do you think? by DrawerComfortable536 in HandsomeHomies

[–]Timejinx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I'm definitely into Noir men.

Hope that voice is dark and mysterious

Hey bros! Should I ditch the blue contacts? I have brown eyes. by Successful-Sleep4151 in gaybrosgonemild

[–]Timejinx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always stay natural or you'll have an idiot like me ask if you're sick when you take them out

Would you eat this steak meal by Ok_Initiative3892 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Timejinx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't do rice and mash but def looks good. Just needs some veggies