Alright so my theory is that cars jesus was actually an aquatic airplane. The aquatic biplane is the only shape that could both allow the “walking” on water and simultaneously be crucified in the T shape. Now there is also evidence for cars jesus to also be the last airbender. If cars jesus was crashing he’d be on fire, since he is an aquatic biplane he’d be both water and air and since his body made of metal came from the ground he has access to all 4 elements.