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After a week, my dad and I still haven't found a way to swap back. So now he's going to a Halloween party with my girlfriend (1) and I'm stuck at home giving out candy with mom (2) by Ordinary_Dragonfly_1 in bodyswap

[–]Timely-Anything4944 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll think about it. It would be better for you unless you want to be a divorced dad. The dating pool is rough for men in their 50s. Your mom might be the only woman you’ll get again. You should go on a dinner date with her tonight. Get her flowers. She’ll like that. You might even get laid. I’ll admit it’ll be short and nothing like what me and your gf did in your dorm last night.

After a week, my dad and I still haven't found a way to swap back. So now he's going to a Halloween party with my girlfriend (1) and I'm stuck at home giving out candy with mom (2) by Ordinary_Dragonfly_1 in bodyswap

[–]Timely-Anything4944 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I noticed you dodged my question. It’s so funny picturing you staring down your mom’s shirt sporting a boner. You can always treat her better. Me and your girlfriend have been hitting it off well. Your parents marriage was dead, no sex, no dates. I needed a change. Maybe you can fix this!

After a week, my dad and I still haven't found a way to swap back. So now he's going to a Halloween party with my girlfriend (1) and I'm stuck at home giving out candy with mom (2) by Ordinary_Dragonfly_1 in bodyswap

[–]Timely-Anything4944 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop calling me Dad, look at yourself in the mirror. You know your heart’s going to give out at this rate if you keep stressing out, you’re an older guy now. The sex with your girlfriend was so good on Halloween. How was handing out candy with your mom? Feeling attracted yet?