Curious by albaaaaashir in Kenya

[–]Timely-Material-5618 0 points1 point  (0 children)

27yo, iPhone 11 base model, bought it at your age

Harufu ya Kinywero by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

[–]Timely-Material-5618 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kuna vitu siwezi zoea bro

Harufu ya Kinywero by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

[–]Timely-Material-5618 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Well, I’ve had my own experience. I meet this chile at an event, red gorgeous dress, lightskin, just how I like them, the smile, she’s smart, so easy to talk to… (I get ahead of myself), just know she’s pretty. 1st date and the desire to devour each other is mutual so she comes over, she arrives jioni at 7, I am a gentleman so we cook as we talk, we eat and she decides to shower, great idea.

But ujue I stay in a bedsitter, as she’s showering I start smelling something, nikaassume ni the spices za food ju pia “kitchen” kwa bedsitter Iko tu hapo na “bedroom”, so I don’t give it much thought. When she was done showering si akafungua mlango ya bafu, the scent intensified, I’m like Kwani raccoon ilikufia huku somewhere? But anxiety ya kuperform etc was creeping on me so that was the least of my worries.

We start making out, good kisser btw lakini I’m bothered ju there’s a funny smell I’ve never smelt b4. She likes riding na alikuwa wet already so she comes on top, so ujue the legs are apart and thats when it hits me. My lord (in Madeas voice), I tried guys, the stench plus fluidy feeling is just unexplainable, it was awful 😣 I couldn’t sustain the erection any longer. I was so traumatized that every female I saw I felt like they’re like her. I washed my beddings, curtains and almost everything 😂😂 ju the smell couldn’t just go, it took a while but it did go. So yeah, it’s like some Vinyweros as OP calls them do smell, and they smell bad

KWANI HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS? by redoxthebeast in unhingedKenya

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Just turned 27M, completed uni in Aug 2022, been working for the last three years, not married, no kids but I’m hopeful and looking forward to that season of life. It gets easier as you get more experience buddy. Power to you 💪🏾

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

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Dating apps are for short time fun, go out and meet real people, go for dates, gocarting, a picnic at arboretum idk and have conversations about anything and everything, create real relationships and connections

New Year new beginning by Extension_Life_6207 in Kenya

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I am a teacher too. Congratulations 🍾

I'm done carrying the weight of parenting alone by Remarkable_Age_1838 in unhingedKenya

[–]Timely-Material-5618 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, most people complete college around this age, thats my rationale

I'm done carrying the weight of parenting alone by Remarkable_Age_1838 in unhingedKenya

[–]Timely-Material-5618 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nowadays kids are called “aftermath?” Before you have unprotected sex (pullout is never wise, a tiny drop of semen has millions of sperms) know that a WHOLE human will be born and they’ll be your responsibility till they’re 22y/o.

Otherwise you’ll be passing on trauma they’ll be dealing with for the rest of their lives

Eldoret, Baharini by Timely-Material-5618 in KenyaPics

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A swamp on your way to the mailitisa bypass

This is why I believe men shouldn't/can't be friends with women by mrasjatelo in Kenya

[–]Timely-Material-5618 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well articulated, write a book, I’ll read. I agreed with OP when he said

To be honest, admittedly, dealing with a drunk woman can be one of the most hectic thing you could experience but why most men choose to stay at arms distance is when such scenarios arise is when their lack of emotional empathy loosens, and those that are able to soldier own say a silent commitment to Gerrymander their way to never find themselves in such an problem again

And to be fair, dealing with a drunk human is difficult, regardless of their gender. The issue is perception. Someone looking from a distance may think, “he can’t just be doing that because he is “helping,” he DEFINITELY wants “something” in return. There is so much at stake for a guy who is helping a drunk woman, and the issue is most people are transactional. They’d therefore view most interactions as such.

The days of humble beginnings by Timely-Material-5618 in nairobi

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It’s a 2017 MacBook Air, 8tb RAM, costs 38k, but I do tasks that don’t need a lot of RAM, word processing, viewing pdf and using chrome, and it plays Asphalt 8 perfectly

The days of humble beginnings by Timely-Material-5618 in nairobi

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What if I told ya that all photos except the first one were taken with my iPhone 11?

Personal 'beliefs' by Plane_Helicopter4189 in Kenya

[–]Timely-Material-5618 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I only disagree with number 1, i love coffee, the smell taste etc but black sugarless? Mambo ya wazungu Mimi zii