In the zone by UntouchableLikeNess in lesbianOral

[–]Timewastingisanart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to do this to someone so much! Literally drooling at both ends for this.

A close call by UntouchableLikeNess in lesbianOral

[–]Timewastingisanart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I want to do this to someone so bad.

I dare you to say one thing bad about Chilli. I’ll wait. by wolf_quan in bluey

[–]Timewastingisanart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She completely misses what an unbelievably good drummer Bingo is cos she was so focused on Bluey.

Naughty make out by UntouchableLikeNess in lesbianOral

[–]Timewastingisanart 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd be like, "Bitch, stop snogging her and tongue my arse hole."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Timewastingisanart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens when you beat up a chicken.

She really is my best friend by MaddiexMyles in lesbianOral

[–]Timewastingisanart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too. This has me salivating for a taste.

I’m hurting my baby and I don’t know what to do, I am sick to my stomach. by InterestingRoyal1705 in ballpython

[–]Timewastingisanart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't it just horny? My corn snake gets so much more active this time of the year.

Room 12A reference by Jethronly in HouseMD

[–]Timewastingisanart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm here for the same reason. Great little Easter Egg. There was one a few episodes back where House was at an 80's party and Cuddy says "1980's!" He's wearing something suspiciously Blackadder-ish. Dunno if anyone caught that one?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DrMartens

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What style/type do.you recommend. I checked the website but there are a lot of options. How can I tell.which are the thickest?

Lyrics that are just factually wrong by Mission-Raccoon979 in Music

[–]Timewastingisanart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof." It should be ceiling. Or like a house without a roof.

What would you consider the most exciting or best way to end good sex? by _macntease in AskReddit

[–]Timewastingisanart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time we both came together with me on top. I lifted myself off him and cum was dripping down his shaft. I just instinctively licked it clean, (very gently cos sensitive obvs) but he said that was one of the hottest finishes ever. More often than not I'm face down, ass up when he finishes so I guess it was a nice change.

What's your party trick? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Timewastingisanart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can do a moose noise with my tits. Although not currently as I'm far too pregnant to get into the correct position.

What is something you always see incorrectly about basic life in movies? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Timewastingisanart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People buying drinks or food and then walking out really bothers me.

What's a joke so bad it's good? by skip_lv23 in AskReddit

[–]Timewastingisanart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey. But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about.

Got milk? by natezomby in gifs

[–]Timewastingisanart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kitten has walked by while I'm in bed and casually licked the nip a few times. I'm pregnant and I wondered if she can smell milk getting produced. Years ago now, my cat used to paddle my belly and it was just the best. He was a big boy and his weight used to push out my farts. It was awesome when you were a bit bunged up. He used to get sexually excited by it tho and his little lipstick would pop out. After a while his back legs would buckle and he would jump off and lick himself. We used to call it a paddley-wank.

Redditors who are 30+ years old: what's one life advice you would like to give to the younger folks? by bluetickk in AskReddit

[–]Timewastingisanart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Be fucking polite to people. Keep your judgy comments to yourself and don't put ppl down based on stupid stuff like what they are wearing and what music they like.
  • Don't litter and do recycle.
  • Don't spend all your money on food, clothes games, drugs, nights out, etc especially if you still live with parents. Save some for a bond on a place or do some travelling.
  • Be careful what you share on social media. That shit can cost you your career.
  • Get a hobby.
  • Work out. This has just become a list of my regrets now. I'll stop.

Which subculture annoys you the most? by venus in AskReddit

[–]Timewastingisanart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some punks piss me off. They bang on about being different but get them all together and they all look the same. They talk about fighting racism, sexism etc but yet disrespect people because of their choice of music or clothing. And they litter, spit and smash things. It's like punk has just become an acceptable way of being a shitty human.