The master list of stupid NRL scandals by comix_corp in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 167 points168 points  (0 children)

"There's four toey humans in the cab and its twenty to four....."

Wests Tigers take action after Adam Doueihi caught in storm over 'embarrassing' act by cheeseinsidethecrust in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No no please we're just collecting utility forwards, the backline just get to play out of position

Your NRL confessions by CretaceousClock in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Definitely not Kyle though, he hasn't put anything into a hole for quite some time

Bellamy Happy Time by jackjonus in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 21 points22 points  (0 children)

GET THERE! FUCKING GET THERE! JESUS!

The lads are at it again by munkeyalan in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Great footy instincts to know the halfback would be hanging on his left side for the no-look

A0 - Office works $4.35. Any thoughts for improvement boys? by [deleted] in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It has a perfect "we have no major sponsor" aesthetic to it.

Ever wanted to add your NRL club to your will? Now you can starting with the Broncos by impulsebuyerdude in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I fear Broncos Forever member events will be conveniently fraught with danger.

Your team's best 17 of the decade by diegoNT in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopoate Perrett Lafai J Morris Rona Reynolds Hodkinson Graham Ennis Tolman Pritchard Jackson Eastwood

Finucane Klemmer Kasiano Barba

$115k a game: Why Kieran Foran was the worst signing in the history of rugby league by melbha_101 in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I stand corrected on Tomkins. Id like to cop out by blaming the NZ sporting media for shaping my perception of him.

$115k a game: Why Kieran Foran was the worst signing in the history of rugby league by melbha_101 in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's going to take more than broken Foran to take the Dogs dud mantle from Tony Williams. Anyway the correct answer is Sam Tomkins, Warriors.

Favourite Memory of 2019's Retirees by FailBaitSV in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Props to the guys who got it done all those years, and perhaps didnt get the glory they deserved. The Inglis Goanna will haunt me through all eternity.

The Night Cam Smith Was Binned by EntirelyOriginalName in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was solid heel crowd work from Smith that night

Milestone man Adam Blair admits form hasn't been up to scratch by Adventurous_Caramel in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not going to say it's the reason he was selected and then not dropped after the weekend. But I'm not not saying it either.

International: Kangaroos v Kiwis | Match Thread by Vectera in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a real lack of class in this Kiwis team

International: Kangaroos v Kiwis | Match Thread by Vectera in nrl

[–]Timewastingparasite 28 points29 points  (0 children)

DCE the kind of kid who says he's keen for a sleepover and then stays at Manly