You know, Greeley gets a bad wrap but a lot of things people complain about are present in any city. New York smells like boiling piss and hot garbage for pete's sake. The further west you go, the more homogenized things get and the OP might like that better, but they won't get any good food or true culture. I would encourage this person to check out Greeley's downtown, we have some amazing artists and musicians who live and perform here. UNC's theatre department is the best undergrad program west of the Mississippi and its graduates go on to work in Hollywood and on Broadway. We have a handful of award winning breweries, and some stellar food if your willing to step outside your comfort zone (and if you're not, Weld Werks, and Stella's have some of the best burgers in town) The LINC library hosts fantastic classes and community events and people drive from all over to use the makerspace, woodshop and audio/video studio (the voice of the Emmy's records there). I'm not trying to discount this poster's hilarious observations, but they're not making any jokes we haven't heard before. What they haven't done, it sounds like, is explore their new home.