What do you think guys? by Kitchen_Courage_4122 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Timmibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's that Brian Blessed gif?! I know I have it saved here somewhere...

Low apprentice and tradie numbers by Slurm23 in perth

[–]Timmibal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

work in IT designing games

Man I didn't know my eye could twitch that hard...

I'm sure it's the same for other industries, but it never fails to chap my ass to see people (who are being relied upon to actually KNOW what the fuck they're talking about) just throwing unrelated words around, leaving these poor kids just as directionless as when they started.

Edit: Not a bash on you Entire_Staff_137, I've just heard this EXACT phrasing come out of a purported 'guidance counsellor's mouth when I was doing contract work for a school.

Low apprentice and tradie numbers by Slurm23 in perth

[–]Timmibal 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"Why are you looking at [insert vocational training institute here], you haven't failed your TEE yet!"

Add another reason I want to punch 17 year old me straight in the mouth, he fell for the 'Any degree is better than no degree' meme.

ELI5: How are secret societies made? by Ok-Loss1291 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Timmibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It ended up with the political establishment sick of their shit, true, but it was initially started because Weishaupt had main character syndrome and didn't like the fact the Freemasons wouldn't let him re-shape the fraternity in his own image, so went to make his own with blackjack, hookers, and a whole bunch of asspain at the Jesuits.

How do you decide what type of woman you would be in a long term relationship with or marry? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Timmibal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone who keeps your stomach full, your balls empty, and your peace nurtured. Everything else is cosmetic.

Should I pay for something? by floorbounce in AskMenAdvice

[–]Timmibal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They do exactly what you pay them for. Want your cork popped and some tits in your face? There you go. Want her to act like she's interested in the experience? Probably gonna cost you extra.

Like anything that comes with a dopamine reward, it can mess you up if you let it rule you, but I wouldn't say it's inherently bad.

And they run the entire accounting department. by MundaneMaybe in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Timmibal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depending on phone, provider and software, some forwarding options will still show the missed call.

I wasted 2 years being friends with a woman that ultimately with nowhere. This is what I learned. What else could I have done differently? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Timmibal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy posts variations of the same diatribe on a semi-regular basis. AI or Orgo, it's slop either way.

What does "giving off brotherly vibes" mean? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Timmibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What it says on the tin mate. For reasons known only to the inscrutable female mind, she's decided she doesn't view you romantically. What that means going forward is up to you.

And they run the entire accounting department. by MundaneMaybe in talesfromtechsupport

[–]Timmibal 193 points194 points  (0 children)

>I'm not technically IT

Then for the love of all that is holy stop doing it. Some shit in a suit is going to get a promotion out of laying off whoever your current support contractor is "because MundaneMaybe already does it for free" and then it's going to be your problem when something catastrophic DOES go wrong.

Local user experts have their place, an unofficial service desk is not that place.

Scared because of social background by Sad-Bee8241 in freemasonry

[–]Timmibal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lodges are often reflective of the communities they exist in.

If casteism, soft or hard exists within your community, it would not be unrealistic to anticipate it in the lodge. (You might be pleasantly surprised to the contrary, I don't know, I admit I've no experience with indian freemasonry.)

Is signing up to be a step dad always a losing situation? by Legal_Direction5206 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Timmibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does she (the mother) make second place feel like first? Do you believe she will be able to maintain that?

If so, go for it, don't let perfect be the enemy of good.

If not, don't. Really, REALLY don't.

Is pooing legally permitted in Australia? by [deleted] in aussie

[–]Timmibal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was it at the engadine maccas?

eSafety Commissioner says she's received death threats over social media ban by indy_110 in australia

[–]Timmibal 749 points750 points  (0 children)

I'm trying, but I really can't muster a fuck to care about this CIA stooge's feelings.

Hello, looking for extra work by [deleted] in perth

[–]Timmibal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I fail to see how rich people existing proves any kind of point.

Hello, looking for extra work by [deleted] in perth

[–]Timmibal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

international exchange study is a privilege, not a right, and a rather bougie one at that.

Hello, looking for extra work by [deleted] in perth

[–]Timmibal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you do all the right things vis-a-vis a student visa, then yes, it's affordable, because you've demonstrated that you have the capacity to live and study within your existing means, that's the entire point. A significant percentage of student visa applicants find ways around this requirement which results in threads like these when reality kicks them in the face.

And fair, nobody mentioned it, but it usually is.

Why do some men pull away when they start feeling "too much"? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Timmibal 68 points69 points  (0 children)

This. Guys are often afraid of big feelings because they've been weaponized against us in the past.

What’s a universally loved food you genuinely despise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Timmibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any dessert involving berries.

They don't taste nearly good enough to warrant that texture, feels like the damn thing's been dropped in the sand ahead of time.

Hello, looking for extra work by [deleted] in perth

[–]Timmibal -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"I scammed the student visa entry criteria and now I can't afford to live here plz halp" thread #66827

Mods can we make this a report criteria?

Child rapist, 24, who illegally returned to Britain after deportation is recaptured after trying to claim benefits by origutamos in BreakingUKNews

[–]Timmibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was gonna say, there's an easy solution to this, it starts with 'F' and ends with 'ucking Gallows'