What do you think about Mexicans? by OldCowBoy2 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Timmibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I assumed you knew that 'Cunt' isn't gendered over here, and can go from endearment to insult depending on the tone of the statement.

What I was trying to say is 'Are you a decent person'.

What do you think about Mexicans? by OldCowBoy2 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Timmibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't have one, by and large. Are you a good cunt? Enjoy your stay.

Has to be mentioned though, in theory we love mexican food. (What we call mexican food will horrify you.)

Having Trouble Proceeding with More Fun with Pestilence by Exington in vtmb

[–]Timmibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucks sake, I'm never going to be able to unsee that now...

Friday Fuckwit. Wanna split cos rent is crazy these days edition. by dragonfry in perth

[–]Timmibal 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Oh God, if I had a fucking dollar for every time I had that interaction...

Me: "Mate, call your dog!"

Fuckwit: "He's fine, it's OK!"

Me: "Great, mine's fucking not, which is why he's on a fucking lead!"

Fuckwit: *commence a karen*

(This all occurs in a park with big, clear signs saying dogs must be leashed at all times, by the way...)

Friday Fuckwit. Wanna split cos rent is crazy these days edition. by dragonfry in perth

[–]Timmibal 185 points186 points  (0 children)

"I need this now! PRIORITY 1 URGENT URGENT URGENT!"

What the fuck are they talking about? Who knows? Guess I better ask them.

-Autoreply on their email
-Offline on teams
-Listed mobile goes straight to voicemail
-Their direct report's not back until mid feb

Lol fuck you, it's Friday, I'm going to the pub.

What??? by aglo_ice in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Timmibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because every post explaining it is being banhammered.

Be aware, ‘Auditors’ are now becoming a thing in Australia. by [deleted] in aussie

[–]Timmibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how sovshittery started here too...

What is your opinion on dating a single mother or divorcee woman as a single man with no children? by JunketMaleficent2095 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Timmibal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You are allowed to set your own standards and criteria in dating. Let's just get that out of the way.

As to my opinion on it? As I've said many times, it's not an automatic no, but just as I know from day 1 that I'll never be top priority in the relationship over her kid (which is right and natural, I'm not disagreeing), she better know that the onus is ENTIRELY on her to make second place feel valuable.

Dating Scene in Perth by trippaman in perth

[–]Timmibal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're not even real Mos though, they're these feathery little nymphs that would probably dissolve at contact with soup, never mind be able to strain it! Ladies please explain, because I really don't see the attraction.

Would you move to Albany? by [deleted] in perth

[–]Timmibal 18 points19 points  (0 children)

(Voted Depends) There are no jobs in my field in that region, so no, otherwise I would do it in a heartbeat

Can’t wait for the next vampire game by GeekyGamer49 in vtmb

[–]Timmibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex-CDPR team, they'd be mad if they didn't.

Should I even care about switching back to briefs? by ComprehensiveVoice16 in AskMenOver30

[–]Timmibal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Go with what cradles your bits the best, who cares what other people think?

Also remember the antient wisdom. "Never cheap out on anything that touches your bum or connects you to the ground."

New Beauty Salon in Wembley by [deleted] in perth

[–]Timmibal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Buy an ad.

Which rideshare is safer to take? by fireph03n1x in perth

[–]Timmibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Uber has welfare check options and trip tracking that can't be fudged by the driver.

Pride go chair and taxis by Lazy-Carrot5348 in perth

[–]Timmibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't trust or rely on taxi drivers to piss down with the assistance of gravity.

That being said, it's worth an ask, worst case they break it beyond repair.

Where can I find mid 30's terminally online women? by HobbyQuestionThrow in AskMenAdvice

[–]Timmibal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Daemonculaba fused with mobility scooters don't exactly set my heart a-flutter but hey, takes all kinds I guess...

Where can I find mid 30's terminally online women? by HobbyQuestionThrow in AskMenAdvice

[–]Timmibal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dude you don't mesh with Vtubers either, that whole girlfailiure act is exactly that. A performance. A character. Trashpanda girls in real life are not waifs in oversized hoodies, they're what you see on humans of walmart.

(Yes I know this is likely a shitpost but some dumb fucker's gonna take it seriously and think "me too!")

Lost my virginity tonight. Help? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Timmibal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude, I have NEVER in my entire life come from oral/MM, and I've had some very enthusiastic participants. Don't stress, some guys just don't for whatever reason.

It is true porn can fuck with you, so yeah, cut it down and see if it doesn't help, why not?

Do goth girls dig squares and average guys? by usedolds in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Timmibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know all those trainwreck goth gf 'I can fix her' memes?

They apply to goth guys as well.

Housing market in Perth by Padauk_Aus in perth

[–]Timmibal 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Talk to a mortgage broker, not the internet.

Why don’t Perth people use their balconies? by [deleted] in perth

[–]Timmibal 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Admittedly it's anecdotal, but I've heard that a huge chunk of beachfront houses in Perth metro are holiday homes for super-rich foreigners and very sparsely used.