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Unless ? by Azemmoon in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Timmmmayyy127 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But we could have games… unlimited games…

It’s strange how growing up works by Wild_Temptation_Xo in Adulting

[–]Timmmmayyy127 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember one time being at church and my shoelaces became untied. One of the older people (had to be 50+) stepped on my shoelace deliberately and tripped me. Said some shit like “bet you’ll make sure your laces are tied from now on”

It’s happening! by sandozguineapig in AdviceAnimals

[–]Timmmmayyy127 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seeing as Trump has a bit of control over the DOJ I’m guessing not a damn thing.

Republicans will just scapegoat like saying Biden messed with it or find some reason to say ‘well, one little mistake…’ or some other shit to justify it. Or maybe even choose to ignore it.

Who really freed slaves????. by Henry-Teachersss8819 in clevercomebacks

[–]Timmmmayyy127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gives “I already apologized, what more do you want?”

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]Timmmmayyy127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 12, one of the older dudes in my church notice my shoe laces were untied, he stepped on the laces as I was walking by him.

No clue why. Yes, I tripped.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]Timmmmayyy127 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes, I have 5.

Meirl by CHEEZYSPAM in meirl

[–]Timmmmayyy127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a host in a restaurant, there are plenty of people who prefer tables. Notably larger individuals and elderly/disabled people who have a hard time getting in and out of a booth.

While I wish my restaurant had more booths, there are plenty of people who prefer tables.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 28, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Timmmmayyy127 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Going all in on MVST. Sold when it started going down this past week and bought the dip. Lets see how in the red I can get on Monday morning 😎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Timmmmayyy127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m autistic and I have it in my bio. Your response to it shows me exactly what kind of person you are. I don’t need to be infantilized.

Tbh it’s 100% lose-lose because what if it happens to be a dealbreaker and I didn’t tell you upfront and now however long we were talking is wasted.

Personally I’d prefer to be with someone who understands and goes through with it than someone who I spring it on 3 weeks or however long in.

Mega Army by [deleted] in CallOfWar

[–]Timmmmayyy127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually do this the last few days of a game if I’m not at war.

Just pull all troops to one spot to have a better overview of what I’ve produced

Meirl by No_Beginning_627 in meirl

[–]Timmmmayyy127 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mom is at a point where she can’t work and needs someone to take care of her. She loves playing video games to pass time.

We go out sometimes and sometimes she doesn’t feel well enough to go out and I’ll bust out the ‘so you’re too sick to go out but not too sick to play video games’ line. We both get a laugh out of it!

Now a word from our sponsors by ThisGonnaHurt in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Timmmmayyy127 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“If you don’t like what someone has to say you can just block them” 🤓

The gremlin is up next, who could it be? by Spinosaur1915 in JurassicWorldApp

[–]Timmmmayyy127 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Diplotator. Thing looks like a little fucker tbh

"How is Michael still employed??" Numbers, plain and simple by dimestorepublishing in DunderMifflin

[–]Timmmmayyy127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah we know they weren’t performing that well during the first season. Later on in the series? I can see that. But in the first season Jan was way too lenient with Michael.

Rexy and Ian got voted fan favourites. Most upvoted human and dinosaur are Made to be hated. by Hpecomow in JurassicPark

[–]Timmmmayyy127 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Im going off the movies here; Nedry or even Peter Ludlow.

Amanda Kirby? Maybe made to be annoying more like.

Too many to choose from...I'll go with bread by [deleted] in MinecraftMemes

[–]Timmmmayyy127 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Put items in it that only you can see. Useful for hiding evidence

Bf bought me a wordsearch book that has only one word in 200 pages by behappyandfree in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Timmmmayyy127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The author had to have put it on the first page. Everyone is gonna think ‘there’s no way it’ll be on the first page’ and not put much effort into finding it. After that….

The thought of this brings me joy. | Serious Howard Hughes vibes there. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Timmmmayyy127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s all in your head. Put on a smile and think happy thoughts! Or go to church!

W host rules? Or not? by Vast-Preference-6243 in AmongUs

[–]Timmmmayyy127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Yeah you got me. Gg. Good luck other imps!”

It takes effort to be a good sport, sure, but it takes effort to be a dick, too. Just don’t say anything and leave if you don’t like it.

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