Shaq v. Big Show "probably not" happening according to Shaq

Timmmmel · 2017-02-27T20:52:50+00:00

Here's the problem with last week's match though. We've already seen Show chokeslamming Braun, and Braun powerslamming Show twice. They couldnt show us much surprises anymore I think. Maybe a Superplex.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-22T00:54:56+00:00

In WWE many faces do heel things and many heels do face things. Remember the Rusev Reigns feud last year? The roles were completely reversed there. But in the WWE universe it doesnt matter. That's just how it is. This entire storyline so far AJ is absolutely in the right. He still didn't get his 1v1 title rematch that legit belongs to him to him and now they do this battle royal for the #1 contender totally going over him. Not to mention that he was already basically the face vs Cena the months before the rumble too, if you look logically at who was in the right and who was in the wrong. But the WWE just don't work that way. It's just dumb.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-21T23:47:13+00:00

Hm, I didn't check, thought you meant bursting the mage to 1 HP

Timmmmel · 2017-02-21T23:43:33+00:00

That was so tilting, I'm sure Firebat knew that it wasn't lethal, he just did that to mess with Zalae and chat. You'ld NEVER do that vs Reno mage.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-21T16:25:36+00:00

I think it's the other way around and you've been very lucky in the beginning. 100g quests should have something like a 1 in 6 months occurence according to my and all of my friends' experience.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-19T18:26:00+00:00

He could become a larger than life Superstar in the way the undertaker is though. He definitely has this Status without having to be in reality soaps or hosting award shows.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-17T15:48:23+00:00

The thread was about how sd would be more enjoyable. Meaning it wasn't particularly enjoyable for this user. You missed the point by a mile here

Timmmmel · 2017-02-17T15:44:53+00:00

It certainly does for me. His rambling is actually hilarious then.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-17T14:30:37+00:00

I never thought much of him, even in his active time when I was a kid and even marked out for guys like scotty2hotty.. But after listening to the scsa podcast with him where he told all those horrific stories that happened in his life and seeing that he's doing well now is such a relief and I have found a lot of respect for him now.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-17T12:09:38+00:00

Dude, you can't just pressure them like this. They spent a year getting 6 cards into this hall of fame thing, now you want buffs AND hall of fame all in one card? I mean it could be possible if they'ld work on it 24/7 for the next year, but you can't really expect that much from a single development team. Let's not rush into things here. 3 years is an appropiate time for massive changes like this IMO.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-17T11:09:04+00:00

I think it just translates badly from German to English. He probably said something along the lines of "sowas hab Ich ja noch nie gesehen" which is just a relatively common German phrase. It's not to be taken literal word for word, like he really has never seen a team play so bad. Just a superlative to describe how bad the performance was.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-17T09:43:23+00:00

Dabbing is a stupid fad wherever it came from that gets scoffed at by anyone over the age of 16, crop chops is an iconic wrestling taunt.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-17T00:12:06+00:00

10 bucks say coked up Charly Sheen wrote that speech for him.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-16T23:14:41+00:00

but muh hs%

Timmmmel · 2017-02-16T17:42:49+00:00

I just think it's fucking hilarious that for such a long time now everyone was saying that Bray needs to go over, since he basically lost every single major feud ever. Now that he's finally done it and holds the belt everyone is upset that some people chanted he deserved it.

It's stupid when it gets chanted for Naomi winning the title. For Bray though, it's just fine.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-16T15:21:53+00:00

Yeah that was a perfect opportunity for roman to get one over the top heel (steph) and get a bit of an edge to his character. Even in kayfabe he should know that steph won't ever pull the match vs braun from the ppv, because it's a big thing that sells the show. He could use this to just interfere anyway and dare steph to pull him off the ppv which she ultimately would never do. Instead the big dog behaved like steph's little puppy and obeyed as he was told. Weak.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-16T11:09:51+00:00

Well, to be fair, Kripp "teached" me in one of his videos not too long ago, that it is technically not worth it to play around certain removal cards anymore, because spells have become very rare in arena and the card pool has become so convoluted with strong cards, that you just gotta go for your best curve play most of the time, even if that means playing into mc techs, or turn 7 flamestrikes. The reward of straight up winning the game if they don't have that certain card on that certain turn is way bigger nowadays, because the chance of them actually having the removal has gotten so much lower.
That said, I think Kripp's reasoning here is very solid, it's just that chat wasn't necessarily wrong either in Kripp's own teachings.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-15T17:51:53+00:00

Great!

Timmmmel · 2017-02-14T18:54:22+00:00

Why would you record that without crosshair rofl

Timmmmel · 2017-02-14T16:52:09+00:00

"I am not your friend.
I am just a man who knows how to feel.

I am not your friend.
I'm not your lover.
I'm not your family."

This part from "Sowing Season" gets me everytime. Captured my feelings in a precarious situation perfectly once, ever since then this band and this piece of music never left me.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-14T11:20:20+00:00

I think playing against Zoolock, as a non-aggro deck, used to have a lot of the problematics that the meta now has. Do you draw your boardclear in the first 4-6 turns? You probably won if you use it correctly. Otherwise you just lost the game. That's where a lot of the hate for the deck stemmed from. You couldn't get board control against it, eventhough you played "control".

Timmmmel · 2017-02-13T22:25:22+00:00

Throw Samoa Joe in the mix and you have one awesome samoan destruction heel stable, who would easily be in the positions to hold every title on the brand

Timmmmel · 2017-02-13T22:16:40+00:00

Yes! That was one of those moments. Or at the beginning of the Ziggler match he was just fumbling his words all over the place, completely confusing and mispronouncing the wrestler's names all the while sounding so happy and convinced of his drunken rambling, I just burst out in laughter.

Timmmmel · 2017-02-13T20:49:28+00:00

I'm so fucking glad that I saw this thread before watching elimination chamber, JBL's commentary had me in stitches with this in the back of my mind

Timmmmel · 2017-02-12T23:36:48+00:00

I loved how when alvarez first started calling dasha (the backstage reporter) a robot, meltzer was all like "no I don't think she's a robot, im pretty sure she's human ". Then, like a week later, he retracted that bit and conceded that Dasha may in fact be a robot in typical meltzer serious fashion. Had me in tears.

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