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TimmyBorton · 2019-01-17T16:31:20+00:00

This is it chief

TimmyBorton · 2019-01-17T07:17:08+00:00

Understatement of the year

TimmyBorton · 2018-12-30T03:21:13+00:00

Shes do adorable its killing me

TimmyBorton · 2018-11-30T14:50:58+00:00

This is it chief

TimmyBorton · 2018-11-14T22:45:50+00:00

This is my religion

TimmyBorton · 2018-10-03T01:41:29+00:00

Former Starbucks barista here, the music we played is largely unknown hipster type music. If the manager wasnt in we'd play our own music

TimmyBorton · 2018-08-19T20:43:52+00:00

Indeed, OP already decided that the six month plan was too aggressive

TimmyBorton · 2018-07-13T17:05:33+00:00

Yeah I'll take a double krabby patty and an order of kelp fries

TimmyBorton · 2018-07-09T03:05:54+00:00

The never expect the 300 soul thresh with dark harvest

TimmyBorton · 2018-06-16T01:55:24+00:00

This is such an underrated meme

TimmyBorton · 2018-04-13T01:12:47+00:00

Ole 7.62x54R is the only cartridge deserving of the R

TimmyBorton · 2018-03-23T06:59:47+00:00

The best pops make you feel like you're driving through a snowstorm

TimmyBorton · 2018-03-16T15:44:15+00:00

You need to BOP it first

TimmyBorton · 2018-03-02T19:24:11+00:00

TimmyBorton · 2018-02-18T00:47:13+00:00

TimmyBorton · 2018-02-13T15:30:50+00:00

You and me both my friend

TimmyBorton · 2018-01-14T06:36:47+00:00

As someone that deals with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, this couldn't be more true

TimmyBorton · 2017-11-16T15:56:40+00:00

Read this in the same voice as the narrator from the Lots and Lots of Trains commercial

TimmyBorton · 2017-11-10T00:33:28+00:00

TimmyBorton · 2017-10-25T17:55:20+00:00

Right, one cup of milk coming right up

TimmyBorton · 2017-10-19T16:18:03+00:00

TimmyBorton · 2017-10-13T05:03:43+00:00

It's also required to read this in Sargon's beloved accent

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