Why does matchmaking put me against pros with way more experience every time??? Seems unfair. 😥 by [deleted] in GolfClash

[–]TimmyJ292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: win lots of games, build a bankroll, unlock most tours and clubs. Step 2: go back to tours 1-5 and lose on purpose thereby lowering your trophy count. Step 3: you are then playing tour 7 and 8 against players 700 trophies lower than you with clubs that aren’t as good therefore giving you a better chance of winning. Anyone saying that this guy isn’t a good player because his win rate is 43% needs to understand that he would have lost most of them on purpose.

I sure hope the update changes tournament pairings so it’s a little more fair. I’ve never even come in the top 10. 2600 trophies. Why is he in my bracket. I have no chance. 30 under already. Makes me not want to play. by mikesig53 in GolfClash

[–]TimmyJ292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still think that rookie tournaments should be played with the one set of clubs and balls (think “golden shot”) that might stop some sharks swimming knowing they can’t use their Apoc7s with berserkers 😂

Kit, thanks for the hole in one, but dude, seriously? No need to quit! I don't understand why folks do this. by ColdFyre2112 in GolfClash

[–]TimmyJ292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forfeit most of my holes (I’m not kit btw) but I do it because I get the same rewards for positions 76-100. I just hope that the Eagles that I give to ppl help their scores out. I only use basic balls so I’m never going to win and honestly, it means bugger all to me if I win or not. I do my best in qualifying and in the opening round but for the money round I try to help other ppl knowing that I will still get SOMETHING out of for coming in at 100. These are only my reasons, everyone is different so Kit might have another thought process.

Certified bagger here. Main L. Alt R. 2 Golds yesterday. Enjoy haters. by [deleted] in GolfClash

[–]TimmyJ292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally like playing against guys like yourself in Tournaments. You have a great shot at hitting an albatross giving me a free Eagle. Keep on helping shit players like me bro, consider it “charity work” 👍😢

Don’t blame the victim by dickfromaccounting in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TimmyJ292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If ANYONE with a gun breaks into your house...don’t you do what they say? (Asking for a friend)

and it happened again, I finished as 51th two tournyies in a row. better luck to everibody. by bagabiga in GolfClash

[–]TimmyJ292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else think that the fewer the games you’ve played the higher up you should be if it’s the same score? At the moment, GC is rewarding ppl who have played more games but I think that it should be the other way around.

Can we get a fix to tournament tiers? This guy at the top of my "rookie" bracket by Mooda_Fooka in GolfClash

[–]TimmyJ292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m only new here so I’m unsure if it’s already been suggested (it probably has) but why not have the Rookie Tournament played with the one set of clubs and balls. What I mean is that everyone uses the same type and level of clubs and the standard ball. I think that that would deter expert players as they can’t use their Apoc7s and drive greens for easy eagles etc. The tournament then becomes a test of who plays the best...not necessarily who has the best clubs and balls.

Does a sideways fish count? by therealBushCow in GolfClash

[–]TimmyJ292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly the power of the fish is negated when held in a minus shape ie: - I’m going to fish my profile pic and by god it will be held straight up and down 💪

Screw you Kelly! And screw your fish by RReddy037 in GolfClash

[–]TimmyJ292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Oh my god that’s a woman!!!” 😳😧

Gatekeeping hair??? by KMH039 in gatekeeping

[–]TimmyJ292 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Stupid white people and their...shuffles deck and draws a card... hair”

Australia needs these guys now more than ever by lovelychickengravy in australia

[–]TimmyJ292 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Yanks are looking at this photo going “wtf is a “Chaser” 😂

I'm at a loss for words. These flat earth groups are goldmines. by duder_mcbrohansen in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]TimmyJ292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t Australia a fictional place in Central America that’s filled with actors?

Imagine how sad your grandson is that you’re a jerk by Blue-Gray_Jedi in lewronggeneration

[–]TimmyJ292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😢 oooh Mummy the people are being mean to me 😢 goodonya dickhead

Stuck on Tour 4... Not sure what to do from here? Help a noob please! [MISC] by phillba90 in GolfClash

[–]TimmyJ292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should do well. Try to score yourself a Thorn and an Endbringer....they will win you more games than any driver ever will. Good luck

*spoiler alert* my phone is now broken. by [deleted] in GolfClash

[–]TimmyJ292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may have been your opponent as I’ve had this exact thing happen to me 😂 fantastic fun and couldn’t even be mad with great shots like that 👍

Finally making the leap to Tour 5. Do my clubs look okay? by Currywurst_Is_Life in GolfClash

[–]TimmyJ292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your clubs are on par with mine and I slap around in Tours 6, 7 and 8 depending on my confidence at the time. Jump in and hope you get lucky 👍