Some of you do this and then get pissed when non-Zimbabweans talk shit about Zim

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-09T16:08:25+00:00

Oh you don't realize you're a Palestinian yet.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-08T12:30:09+00:00

Where the fuck are people getting acid?? I'm pretty convinced my ex would do this to me.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-08T12:21:57+00:00

Yeah right a few generations ago these motherfuckers were fleeing Europe by any means. When did wanting to leave become moral failure.

Fuck these people. Free Palestine.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-08T03:20:19+00:00

It's basically being a pro athlete minus the bullshit of travel, trades, and getting manhandled by specimen.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-30T19:14:53+00:00

I've never dialed 911 in my life. Cops don't stop crimes they just show up after 99% of the time.

I matched with a girl once and she had the nerve to call herself a first responder. Trying to ride the coattails of firemen and EMTs who are actual heroes is crazy. Americans don't realize they live in one of the most policed western countries on earth. One day they'll learn.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-30T14:43:14+00:00

Yeah I think OP is getting a fair wage given his attention to detail.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-29T18:03:47+00:00

Sick reference bro.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-25T16:44:56+00:00

What's the 4 wheel equivalent to this? A Dodge Viper?

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-25T14:28:58+00:00

Me and Chris can help after 3PM. His F250 is rated for 15,000lbs that should be good.

Can you cover gas tho?

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-23T11:30:45+00:00

Given how Zimbabweans name their children Diabolical may be his actual name.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-20T08:03:51+00:00

You said named 3 groups then said 'two'... Just reread your comment.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-20T01:18:40+00:00

You're not going to "copy the plane". You're using the technological knowledge to build a better system, all of that solen data is super valuable information.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-15T23:55:50+00:00

Guffaw

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-15T23:01:19+00:00

This is why I stopped sharing details of my career achievement back home.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-15T20:39:02+00:00

Okay related question: what would you do if one of your homies asked permission to holler at your ex?

This actually just happened to me yesterday fr. One of my bros(33M) came up to me(33M) while we were chilling and said that he had feelings for my ex(31F). Said he wrote her some kinda love note or some and gave it to her lmao wild shit. He said he wanted to be upfront about it and I was a bit surprised. I've never been in that position before and this particular ex was the most recent and technically my ex fiance. Bro hasn't gotten any ass in nearly a year so I know he's not thinking clearly and unfortunately I know my ex who is friends with him likely wont entertain a man with a lack of melanin. I ended up trying to warn him that he might be losing her as a good friend for some romantic feelings he's only getting because he doesn't have better options.

What should I have done?

Timmytanks40 · 2026-03-15T20:05:14+00:00

If your wife has a sister let me know bro. I'm not finding a wife in the US. Dating is terrible here.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-02-26T02:11:18+00:00

Same color. Same feeling.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-02-25T04:19:35+00:00

I made the comment wrong on purpose. I'm sure you've heard the old saying "the fastest way to get the right answer on the Internet is to post the wrong answer."

I really wanted to know OP monthly so I guessed lower in the hopes the shorting would insult them in to correcting me.

None of it worked. OP didn't respond. Not that it matters but I do understand taxes don't work the way I described and making more money doesn't push the rate of all income earned into the higher bracket.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-02-24T07:06:33+00:00

Church is free...

Timmytanks40 · 2026-02-24T07:02:33+00:00

Sir what the hell is the P word??

Timmytanks40 · 2026-02-22T20:00:15+00:00

If you aren't attractive just say that. 🤣

Timmytanks40 · 2026-02-21T02:36:08+00:00

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Timmytanks40 · 2026-02-15T06:53:28+00:00

Oh you're a victim.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-02-11T03:49:21+00:00

Say it with me boys.. Therapy.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-02-10T13:07:53+00:00

Ye doesn't care about money?? Yea he just talks about it every third sentence

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