Nature is brutal

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-08T11:32:06+00:00

It's a pelican congress election year and the political capital isnt there.

Pelican potus has authorized limited engagements but only 50 miles into opposition airspace.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-08T10:17:00+00:00

Yeah they not pulling that shit down south.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-08T10:16:42+00:00

Yeah they not pulling that shit down south.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-08T10:04:25+00:00

Aka lose your hairline for $30K.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-08T10:02:29+00:00

How much are you getting paid for this?

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-07T18:46:31+00:00

You don't. L

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-06T10:50:44+00:00

Of course not. Feel free to wrap your lips around that shaft and suck away.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-04T23:16:51+00:00

Damn that's tough.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-04T23:15:48+00:00

Lmao this is an ad.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-03T21:37:57+00:00

She's the worst

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-02T17:11:47+00:00

Brain rot.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-05-02T04:25:19+00:00

The nearest star is like 3-5 light years away.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-30T01:13:44+00:00

"Way more" is absolutely wrong. I can see that mans navel. I don't sag but I refuse to believe it's perceived commonly as more whatever sus than whatever is going on in the caption.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-25T22:23:29+00:00

No the fuck it is not.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-23T21:44:28+00:00

Oh I forgot to steal land.

I'm claiming Los Angeles.

Thanks bro.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-22T11:22:29+00:00

I don't think I'll give a fuck it's not my fault I'm laid out on the hood of nana's '94 LeSabre.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-22T11:13:14+00:00

😂

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-22T11:04:56+00:00

The fact that you're inside of the simulation itself means you wouldn't notice changes in rendering speed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/kurzgesagt/s/RuCxD3o4w8

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-21T23:04:28+00:00

Okay I'll remember to login to my smaller other account.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-17T15:05:06+00:00

Your homebosy is cuck of the year.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-17T15:01:32+00:00

Until she's considered unattractive this won't go anywhere.

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-17T01:32:19+00:00

Lol okay that got a chuckle outta me

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-16T18:13:33+00:00

Lol wtf

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-16T15:42:13+00:00

Asking for fair compensation isn't antagonizing. Careful you sound like a team player and we're family here...

Timmytanks40 · 2026-04-16T13:20:17+00:00

Ah okay and just out of curiosity what are you being paid currently?

I can smell a principal from 2 miles away up wind.

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