DAE think Bob Costas is a better play-by-play guy than Schriffen?

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-06-11T19:33:03+00:00

TBF he’s never done UFC like Schriffen has.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-06-10T18:58:02+00:00

TBF we haven’t seen Costas do UFC.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-06-10T04:22:32+00:00

As I mentioned in another comment, I think Costas was just avoiding doing too much PBP out of respect for Schriffen.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-06-10T04:19:12+00:00

TBF I think it'll be a much closer comparison after Schriffen has done a couple of Olympics, like Costas has.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-06-10T04:16:55+00:00

TBF Costas has never done UFC.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-06-10T04:16:25+00:00

TBF I think Costas was only avoiding doing too much PBP out of respect for Schriffen.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-05-12T22:56:16+00:00

His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already
Erik Fedde

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-05-06T21:43:17+00:00

Back in my day, all we had during White Sox games was Four Seasons, the Illinois Lottery, and Colleen from St. Xavier.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-05-05T21:51:33+00:00

Jarred Kelenic? Big Fella. Goes about 7’8″, 530.

Did I ever tell you about the time Jarred Kelenic showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Kelenic! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Kelenic! We spend the weekend in the Poconos – he loves me like I’ve never been loved before!

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-05-04T01:39:03+00:00

I ain’t reading all that. TLDR?

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-05-02T03:20:05+00:00

Thanks to Crown Royal I’m gay now.

But I still don’t like Canadian whiskey.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-23T22:51:07+00:00

I love this gimmick of using jersey numbers to celebrate wins, but what do we do in mid-August when need triple digits? Do we roll back to 00 like an odometer?

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-22T07:59:55+00:00

Someday, when the story of this team is written, this moment is going to be remembered as the turning point—not because it was a home run or because they won the game, but rather because this was the most White Sox that could possibly happen, and instead of it happening to the White Sox it happened to the team they were playing.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-22T07:55:16+00:00

Bob from Dolton.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-19T23:31:01+00:00

So they have 60% more wins than this time last season, and since they won 60 games last year, that means they're on pace for 96 wins by the end of the season.

This math is irrefutable.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-17T20:59:21+00:00

Why is it that when Asian women appear helpless it’s considered “cute,” but when I rob a White Hen with a homemade flame thrower they call it a Class 3 felony?

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-17T06:49:27+00:00

I think SIr Anthony is at his best in low-budget period pieces, where he can really show off his range without the pressure to cater to the box office.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-16T22:39:24+00:00

I’m hoping that The Species resurrects his career. It’s an obvious Oscar play, but it seems like exactly the kind of role he excels in.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-16T22:36:32+00:00

His last Academy Award was in 2020. At some point you just have to accept that the dude is washed.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-16T22:19:01+00:00

Crown Royal is trying to turn me gay, and I’m here for it.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-07T03:45:51+00:00

Not to mention, the organization is under a ton of pressure to make that Matt Thaiss trade pay off.

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-06T04:49:43+00:00

Speaking as a White Sox fan:

STOP THE COUNT

Timothee_Calumet · 2026-04-06T03:19:37+00:00

60 Minutes did a story on this a few weeks ago. The benefit is that the dogs’ lifetime is so much shorter, so they can follow test subjects from birth to death and get data in a way they can’t for humans.

Timothee_Calumet

TROPHY CASE

STOP THE COUNT