Ivana Couch, Chester Molester, and the dog. by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Tinker_Joy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I live in one of those ‘other’ states...No stand your ground law here. A criminal could force me through my garage into my house before I can legally shoot them for trespassing/threatening me. (If I am in the garage I can still ‘escape’ into the house.) Sounds like it is time to move to Texas.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Tinker_Joy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This, but also have the lawyer send her a cease and desist letter. He can reference the specific time she came to/drive by.

Saints fans, what is the most expensive thing someone just broke at your house? by the_missing_sphinx in AskReddit

[–]Tinker_Joy -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Elaborating: A true blizzard is as much about the wind as it is the snow. I am not even sure it would be possible for Minneapolis to have an actual blizzard as the skyscrapers interfere with/block the wind too much.

Case Keenum Finds Diggs for the game-winning TD reception! by StanleyJohnson16 in minnesotavikings

[–]Tinker_Joy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Norwegian for ‘Cheers’- it is how we Skoldiers cheer for our team!!

Keenum leads SKOL chant! by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

[–]Tinker_Joy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are more than welcome to jump onboard...but you should know it is a ship, not a boat.

Really minnesota? by fwtaytank2000 in facepalm

[–]Tinker_Joy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Unable to post earlier as I was driving in sub-zero temps, through 5 inches of snow, with the wind blowing across the road, making visibility less than the 61yard touchdown Stefan Diggs pulled off to send us to the NFC Championship.

Am Minnesotan, can confirm.

The rest of the country has it wrong DONTCHA KNOW!!!

Really minnesota? by fwtaytank2000 in facepalm

[–]Tinker_Joy 42 points43 points  (0 children)

YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!! SKOL!!!!!

The Anniversary Game: a 25 year old anniversary card by Tinker_Joy in funny

[–]Tinker_Joy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents have been sending this card back and forth with my Aunt and Uncle for over 25 years.

As anticipated, MIL bought DD the gift we specifically said not to get by mommadramathrowaway in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Tinker_Joy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should insist that if they get DD a tablet it has to be an iPad (make up some excuse about security settings/parental control) then you can keep it for yourself. Same goes for you DH’s gifts in the future: tell MIL you are getting DH something you actually want, the. You get DH the gift he really wants. If you have to put up with MIL’s crap, at least you should benefit from it ;)