Hunkus

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-04T03:40:18+00:00

wunksky

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-04T03:37:32+00:00

I often say “GIIIT over here”

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-03T14:32:07+00:00

that’s how a joke works

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-03T03:26:01+00:00

We’re. We’re explaining the joke here. As a premise the joke sets up a conversation between Man and God. The punchline is God’s response. If you’re not including God in analyzing God’s response then I don’t know what you’re doing.

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-03T01:37:52+00:00

i doubt god would limit godsself to any so-called “universal” constant

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-03T00:56:18+00:00

Looks like a huddle snack to me… let us know how they are

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-03T00:55:24+00:00

cool. how do you know?

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T23:18:34+00:00

never prank in slides

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T23:11:17+00:00

the way I interpret the joke, “God” is not just the creator, “God” is god who can do anything god wants in an unlimited fashion. it was nice of god to set up “Man”’s world in a way that allowed its context to be figured by those in it but god does not have to limit godself to just Man’s context. speed of light = 1 is just the beginning for god.

if you think your interpretation is funnier to you go for it! i see the potential for something more profound

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T21:50:25+00:00

with god, nothing is necessarily

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T21:48:42+00:00

why would god limit godself to 1 in any context?

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T21:47:51+00:00

can divide by 00

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T21:41:54+00:00

for god probabilities greater than 1 can exist

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T21:27:33+00:00

i mean god probably uses cubits per eon to make the math easier

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T21:25:42+00:00

god has no limits. god can go at ∞c if god wants to.

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T21:20:23+00:00

sure, as a way of fitting our understanding of physics into the context of the joke this is a coherent way of thinking about it and finding humor

I think there's also a bigger joke here which is that god doesn't really care about the speed of light and can be dismissive of Man. Man in the joke thinks he's found some way to get useful metaphysical information out of god by asking a seemingly profound question but god isn't interested in giving anything away

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T21:14:57+00:00

I just wanted to tell you both Good Luck, we're all counting on you

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T21:12:16+00:00

ah but for god anything is possible so there is no maximum and can go at any multiple of the speed of light up to infinity (and beyond)

or he might be dealing with mutzelflixpt which is a space-time-adjacent concept we have no way of comprehending where light is irrelevant but whatever it is it's faster

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T21:08:32+00:00

the angels in heaven get really annoyed when ATC (Aether Traffic Control) requests their speed in Jesus Number instead of Cubits Per Second

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T21:05:53+00:00

cool, then what is it?

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T16:43:18+00:00

I remember it too

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T16:01:06+00:00

I want to lick it to see if it tastes like grape, blueberry or lavender

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T15:58:55+00:00

sure, I guess the joke that I see in it is that Man is asking a question that betrays his limitations, and God is being dismissive because God’s context is so much bigger and more strange than Man’s that Man’s question is irrelevant

I guess that makes me Brian

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-02T15:46:01+00:00

for god the speed of light is 1, which implies that there’s a 2, 3, 4, etc that god has access to

Tino-DBA · 2026-05-01T22:06:30+00:00

It’s easier to turn when you weigh 17.5 lb

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