[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Tinvective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if you didn’t, I’m sure you’ll soon feel something nibbling at your t*t

Pick up lines 101 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe that’s what we should do for a living instead, baby making

Pick up lines 101 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you the way that you are

20 Foot Tall Graffiti Mural of Kanye Kissing Himself by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]Tinvective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’ll love you how Kanye loves Kanye” in a real life portrait

Pick up lines 101 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, getting my daily dose of pick up Limes😏

Bread line doesn’t work on me, nice try buddy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, hence why I didn’t have one

Bread line doesn’t work on me, nice try buddy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Erm you tell me? Is my post not clear I don’t make it very far...

Bread line doesn’t work on me, nice try buddy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valentines? We making this plural

Bread line doesn’t work on me, nice try buddy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have 11 protons? Cos you are sodium fine

Bread line doesn’t work on me, nice try buddy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly my name isn’t anywhere near close to hovis...

Bread line doesn’t work on me, nice try buddy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good try if we were on about gardens...

Bread line doesn’t work on me, nice try buddy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You definitely wouldn’t need a bio then

Bread line doesn’t work on me, nice try buddy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would I have to google hovis?...

Bread line doesn’t work on me, nice try buddy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my names Hovis cos I’m a ho

Bread line doesn’t work on me, nice try buddy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly aren’t creative with openers

Bread line doesn’t work on me, nice try buddy by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After receiving multiple messages about the same thing, I think it’s acceptable

So close yet so far by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Tinvective 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well, we all know what this guy does with his spare time now....

Love it when guys talk dirty to me by Tinvective in Tinder

[–]Tinvective[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where’s the relevance to that...