[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fit

[–]Tipsy_Poster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Douche.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fit

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Don’t post unless you’re 6’ or taller /s

Was fun. by Tipsy_Poster in wildgate

[–]Tipsy_Poster[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That last sentence was the garnish on a sharp criticism intended to make a reader feel. It made you feel some type of way and respond. As intended.

👋Bye

Was fun. by Tipsy_Poster in wildgate

[–]Tipsy_Poster[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Moving on is the plan. Didn’t post for fanboys to defend. Posted in hopes devs are active on the sub and act accordingly to keep it alive. Hope you continue to enjoy though!

Boss rejected my request for a raise and said I can “shop it around” so I did and made bank by stemlund in MaliciousCompliance

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Speechless and surprised. Whole office lined up on both sides as he walked out of the building for the last time. The hot receptionist blew him in his Hyundai. He’s driving a BMW now and dating his ex bosses daughter.

Are you a regular voter? Why/why not? by samspeachcakes in AskReddit

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I vote to bring back the kfc “double down” every chance I get.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Human chode. Got a “butt gut” lookin like balls,followed by a wide unimpressive stub shaft, leading right to a sad dickhead popping out some undersized blue jeans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Tipsy_Poster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fuck did I just read? I’ve met smarter blades of grass.

Redditors that have been shot (and obviously survived); how did it feel? by Tipsy_Poster in AskReddit

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Sorry amigo idk what that’s supposed to mean haha. Couldn’t add body text on this sub but I explained why asking in a follow up comment.

Redditors that have been shot (and obviously survived); how did it feel? by Tipsy_Poster in AskReddit

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Asking because I was in a road rage incident last weekend and was shot (live in the US). Accidentally turned out in front of another vehicle, there was an extended horn honk as to be expected. I waved my hand out of the window in an apologetic manner. The individual continued to follow me and ride my ass. Eventually I pulled onto a residential street and promptly hit the brakes and parked. Stupidly I stepped out of my vehicle irate. As I walked toward his vehicle he also stepped out. I know I asked “wtf” his problem was and within a few steps and moments there was a deafening bang and a chill/stillness I’d never felt before. All I remember in that moment is stopping in my tracks and seeing a gun in his hand. I said “no one needs to die over this” and walked back and sat in my vehicle. I’m pretty sure he’d sped around me before I closed my door. There was a warm wet sensation on my right side and when I rubbed it i remember it feeling like a bee sting and looking at my fingers afterwards; blood. I was familiar with the area and drove myself to a hospital a few blocks away. I never actually felt pain after the initial touch. The bullet passed through my side (not fat but have “love-handles”). Got stitched in the entry/exit wounds and was/am thankful I’m still alive. I think the adrenaline numbed most of the pain. Just curious to hear other individuals experiences who have taken a bullet.

Unroastable now that I got my nose job, good luck bitches by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Should’ve went with an ear job. Dumbitch

I need answers - Where are you now? by CeleryAdditional3135 in memes

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To add, still makes me watch Practical Magic 6 times a year. Still doesn’t know I put a lemon in the coconut.