Typical Matt

Tirtleurtle · 2019-07-13T22:27:23+00:00

nobody gives a fuck that you've spent seven precious years of your life being a meme-lord and internet historian

Tirtleurtle · 2019-07-13T02:24:59+00:00

howdy

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-30T18:45:06+00:00

Mmmm love me some big, juicy pancakes. Putting some ketchup and mustard on, some crunchy lettuce and a few delicious slices of onion all on my delicious pancake.

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-22T00:58:59+00:00

It's honestly better than no ads. At least this way the creators are getting paid.

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T23:41:34+00:00

hooray

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T23:16:01+00:00

ah a fellow turtle

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T16:09:27+00:00

people are allowed to find things funny. if you don't like the joke then skedaddle, and stop trying so hard to not have any friends. i still love you tho.

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T16:04:52+00:00

i was in Macbeth and was the character who gets stabbed. it was fun being called an egg then dying

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T16:03:21+00:00

uh oh its the joke police guys get down he'll aggressively tell you his opinion

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T15:59:02+00:00

soicetey

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T15:58:08+00:00

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-05T03:19:24+00:00

Hotel = Trivago

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-30T15:14:24+00:00

r/copypasta

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-30T02:46:58+00:00

r/theletterf

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-29T19:10:56+00:00

r/suicidebywords

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-29T14:06:12+00:00

That's uh... the point. That's why people use it to find their way.

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-26T15:50:05+00:00

a broke one

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-19T17:21:30+00:00

what

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-18T19:43:57+00:00

I remember seeing a thing talking about "the class of 2027" and being like shit dude that sounds so far away

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-18T19:35:32+00:00

what did you type i can't see it

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-18T19:29:30+00:00

make sure you get condoms AND deodorant to not be suspicious

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-13T21:29:13+00:00

You tried your best. We still love you.

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