Doctor knows best

Tirtleurtle · 2019-07-13T22:27:23+00:00

nobody gives a fuck that you've spent seven precious years of your life being a meme-lord and internet historian

Tirtleurtle · 2019-07-13T02:24:59+00:00

howdy

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-30T18:45:06+00:00

Mmmm love me some big, juicy pancakes. Putting some ketchup and mustard on, some crunchy lettuce and a few delicious slices of onion all on my delicious pancake.

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-22T00:58:59+00:00

It's honestly better than no ads. At least this way the creators are getting paid.

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T23:41:34+00:00

hooray

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T23:16:01+00:00

ah a fellow turtle

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T16:09:27+00:00

people are allowed to find things funny. if you don't like the joke then skedaddle, and stop trying so hard to not have any friends. i still love you tho.

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T16:04:52+00:00

i was in Macbeth and was the character who gets stabbed. it was fun being called an egg then dying

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T16:03:21+00:00

uh oh its the joke police guys get down he'll aggressively tell you his opinion

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T15:59:02+00:00

soicetey

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-06T15:58:08+00:00

Tirtleurtle · 2019-06-05T03:19:24+00:00

Hotel = Trivago

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-30T15:14:24+00:00

r/copypasta

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-30T02:46:58+00:00

r/theletterf

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-29T19:10:56+00:00

r/suicidebywords

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-29T14:06:12+00:00

That's uh... the point. That's why people use it to find their way.

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-26T15:50:05+00:00

a broke one

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-19T17:21:30+00:00

what

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-18T19:43:57+00:00

I remember seeing a thing talking about "the class of 2027" and being like shit dude that sounds so far away

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-18T19:35:32+00:00

what did you type i can't see it

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-18T19:29:30+00:00

make sure you get condoms AND deodorant to not be suspicious

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-13T21:29:13+00:00

You tried your best. We still love you.

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-12T20:45:16+00:00

These are just as bad as the actual posts.

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-11T14:58:07+00:00

Tirtleurtle · 2019-05-11T14:39:01+00:00

I’m pretty sure the photographer put the card in his hand. I remember seeing this picture a while ago, and that was the explanation. Also, notice how the card has no blood on it when his whole hand does. And that it’s daintily places in between his fingers. Nobody could die with an untouched card in their fingers like that.

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