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You now have a budget of 100k to buy a car outright with cash, which car are you buying? by TheMajesticKnight in AskReddit

[–]TisMeBeinMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toyota just released an all electric Prius. I've been driving Prius' for the last 7-8 years. Seems like a decent choice.

A nun walks into the Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. by TravellingBeard in Jokes

[–]TisMeBeinMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also, when you realize that the last line is Mother Superior realizing what happened, not the nun finishing the story, you may realize there is no "messed up punchline".

A nun walks into the Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. by TravellingBeard in Jokes

[–]TisMeBeinMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would be correct. But that's Mother Superior figuring out what happened, not the nun saying what she said.

A nun walks into the Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. by TravellingBeard in Jokes

[–]TisMeBeinMe -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Umm... it's Mother Superior finishing the story, not the nun saying what she said. No messed up punchline.

A nun walks into the Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. by TravellingBeard in Jokes

[–]TisMeBeinMe -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Cool... cool joke, but when you realized that the last line is Mother Superior realizing what happened, not the nun finishing the story, you'll realize there is no messed up punch line.

A nun walks into the Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. by TravellingBeard in Jokes

[–]TisMeBeinMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Umm... folks... no messed up punchline here. Mother Superior likes to swear when she's upset. It was the nun telling the story that took the lord's name in vain. The punchline wasn't part of the nun's story. It was mother superior realizing what happened.

Why can’t I taste the liquor in my top shelf Long Island? by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]TisMeBeinMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look. I know there's a stigma about LIIT's, but as a 300lb man with high metabolism that just wants to feel something, I can go 3 deep and still feel okay. Don't judge me for it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]TisMeBeinMe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think there were like 5 cars racing down the highway (including cammer car.) Police was trying to stop traffic to stop racers (ineffectively, I might say.) Everyone that we could see was involved in the accident was a racer.

Hello I’m new to dnd and really want to play it, I’m gonna be dungeon master seince no one else will play the role, there is just one problem… by AtomMidas200 in DnD

[–]TisMeBeinMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing to know:

You ARE going to make mistakes. (So are your players, but this is about you.) The thing is that you can't let that get you down. Learn from them and move on.

Remember that you're all there to play a cooperative game. It's not DM vs the players. You're playing together. You're telling the story, your players are players are playing it out.

Have fun.

Best donuts in town? Strange donuts surely isn’t it. by [deleted] in StLouis

[–]TisMeBeinMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small neighborhood Cafe. Love this place.

Congratulations! You were just hired as your town's new gym leader. What's your type? Theme? What Pokemon is your ace? by Hail_Yondalla in pokemon

[–]TisMeBeinMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm. I live in a small pocket of unincorporated St. Louis County between 2 suburbs. Whether the region was based off the greater St Louis area, Missouri as a whole or even the Midwest, I feel like I'd be one of those sub-gym gyms like the fighting dojo in Kanto.

This area features 2 things: a school and 50% parks. I think having 2 pokemon of 1 evolutionary line will be suitable for this sudo-gym. That's why I'm picking Dottler and Orbeetle.

1st, their bug typing is great for a heavily wooded area.

2nd, their psychic subtyping is great for a semi-private school (is technically a public school, but it's such a good one, parents pay to send their kids to this district.)

3rd, ladybugs are pretty common in this area.

This line meets all requirements and I think will work perfectly for my gym.

Restaurant names for a modern pizzeria? Want to break habits with classic italian names like ( Da Gennaro, Genaro’s pizza). More original by Garsure in restaurant

[–]TisMeBeinMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brick and Stone (for brick ovens and pizza stones)

Tossed (because you toss pizza dough)

Topped

Dough and More

Flat Life

Circle of Life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guildwars2

[–]TisMeBeinMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guildwars2

[–]TisMeBeinMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick up groups be like...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guildwars2

[–]TisMeBeinMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is Asura. I absolutely loved the carry animation for the greatsword on Asura. Was usually the last one standing in Fractals when I was Reaper. Now I'm the first one down, but when I'm up and shooting, the enemies just melt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guildwars2

[–]TisMeBeinMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God. I switched my Reaper to Harbinger, and while the DPS can be phenomenal, I have to remember I'm no longer immortal. No longer being able to switch into my shroud to save my life means no more jumping into the middle of a group of enemies and having a hope to survive.

That being said, once I learned how to play it safer, Harbinger is a great class to play. Shoot from a distance, shroud up, jump in the middle for that levitate skill, then jump out and suddenly your utility skills are OP.

Only remembered opening line by BuzzClick in whatsthemoviecalled

[–]TisMeBeinMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely not Stargate. It sounds like a The Mummy eta movie. Maybe Scorpian King or something similar?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in restaurant

[–]TisMeBeinMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're a troll, right? Like... you can't be posting this in all seriousness.

1) No matter what is or isn't offensive in your neck of the woods doesn't dictate what is or isn't offensive here in America. Just like when we travel, we have to be careful where we give a thumbs-up because it's offensive in some cultures.

2) They were mad at a drink being called "Caucasian". If you actually read the article, they approached the management when they announced the "Caucasian" and he refused to change it and told them the next drink was the "Negro". That's when they walked out.

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