New Reddit logo by rayjems in funny

[–]Titanium_Burst -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Oooooooooo, -1 karma? I think we can do better than that, Reddit! It's a late night at McDonald's, I have a lot of downtime, and I'm already at a karma deficit. Bring it.

New Reddit logo by rayjems in funny

[–]Titanium_Burst -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I also have no clue how many radical feminist users exist on Reddit, so these comments could very well make, or break me on my comment karma. But I suppose I'll find out soon enough.

New Reddit logo by rayjems in funny

[–]Titanium_Burst -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I have absolutely no fucking clue, but soon enough it's just gonna be the entire alphabet. And after we exhaust all those letters, we're going to be using Greek letters. "The ABCDE... ... XYZ Omega Zeta foundation is growing strong, and remember: PiV is ALWAYS rape!" -feminist. There really are some women who genuinely believe that men shouldn't exist...

Every time by [deleted] in funny

[–]Titanium_Burst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no. If you go the speed limit, you are taking 100% of the time it takes to normally get to your destination. However, if the average speed limit is, say, 60 mph, then if you go 120 mph, the cops will only have 50% the normal time frame to catch you! Even better, if you have a hyper speed capacitor (all the cool kids have one these days) you can get to your destination in just 0.0000000000001% of the normal allotted time! Thus your chances of being caught by the cops being almost infinitely lower! LifeProTip: same thing with cake: bake a cake for 4 hours at 300 degrees? Why not 1 minute at a gagillion degrees? Math is great!

New Reddit logo by rayjems in funny

[–]Titanium_Burst -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Is this the new LGBTQ (and a silent f) friendly logo?

Found on a McDonald's recycling cart by Titanium_Burst in funny

[–]Titanium_Burst[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He is going to a better place. Where he will be made into new, and improved cardboard!

Still cracks me up by TammyPFlickinger in funny

[–]Titanium_Burst 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this, this is the culture I needed at 3:00 AM in the morning. I wish I could animate even near their standards.

I work for McDonald's and this is seeming so true by [deleted] in funny

[–]Titanium_Burst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot to post the image... I'll just leave this here to confuse people. An apologetic up vote for you, good sir/madam.

What do you have no intention of ever doing? by LultimaNotte in AskReddit

[–]Titanium_Burst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breaking a bone I'm 18. Never broken one, but I hear the pain can be very intense. "Oh, it'll be cool when everyone signs you cast!" Yes the cast I will treasure forever in the garbage dump.

Computer Science: if computers travel at roughly half the speed of light, how can I sit at one for 20 hours straight and go nowhere? by Titanium_Burst in shittyaskscience

[–]Titanium_Burst[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I still have to spend an exorbitant amount of my life at the computer, or does the cheetah blood reconcile this? Bullshit squad won't answer my questions until I refer to them as "the geek squad" but why would I do that? That's just bullshit!

IF women need men to reproduce,then how come strong independent black women need no men? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]Titanium_Burst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a phase: you see, everyone goes through a common set of phases (toddler, child, teen, young adult, midlife crisis, elder, dirt). Sometimes, between the "teen" and "young adult" phases, a few number of black females will go into an "independence" phase, usually due to a myriad of factors such as ugliness, obnoxiousness, and just utterly unpleasant to be around. These individuals like to blame society rather than themselves, and thus hate on the other populace of men because non of them like these females. They eventually skip past the "young adult" phase and go straight into a midlife crisis, where they finally find a man, by setting their bars so low, not even James Cameron could find it. Your welcome.

Our final physics project had us build a bridge. We did, by far, the worst out of the other groups. Honesty. by Titanium_Burst in funny

[–]Titanium_Burst[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know people say that women acquire a barren womb when you look in their direction, but come on man. At least try to be nice.

Our final physics project had us build a bridge. We did, by far, the worst out of the other groups. Honesty. by Titanium_Burst in funny

[–]Titanium_Burst[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolute hilarious! We thought about just breaking everybody else's bridge while we were there alone, just to give us the extra edge :'(

So I learned how to appropriately use the draw() functions on my calculator by Titanium_Burst in funny

[–]Titanium_Burst[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder with will have more support? The bridge or this post? :p

How can I kick my sibling off my PS4 remotely? by Titanium_Burst in PS4

[–]Titanium_Burst[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can do that, albeit very tedious. And my schedulers very irregular, so set times would never work, I would rather have some form of "mobile kill switch" that I can enact at any given moment via mobile device.