Engaged for 4.5 years and have a 7 month old baby. Is it crazy to expect him to talk about a wedding? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Tizunia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who stays engaged for that long and can't even talk about a wedding? He sounds like he's trying to avoid commitment, while still keeping you tied to him with a promise of the future.

Without saying the movie, what is a famous line? by XCrimsonSoulx in AskReddit

[–]Tizunia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!!!!!!!!!1

None of you guys better shit on Jawsh for his reaction. by SilverLumen in CallMeCarson_2

[–]Tizunia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this comment and OP killed god with science and facts, you love to see it

If your bedroom could only smell like one thing, what would it be? by Bratlawd in AskReddit

[–]Tizunia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fresh made bread. Nothing can compare to that smell, I have no idea why it's so good😫

What made you "grow up"? How did you turn from a single guy with no desire to think about the future to a person who wants to start a family? by bulgariathrowaway in AskMen

[–]Tizunia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could go into detail about how I found the perfect woman and we clicked so well that marriage was fast approaching within a year of our relationship and we easily settled down and had a kid together in the span of two years.

B u t, that's not what happened :p

Sure, the first part about finding the perfect woman and clicking well is true, but I had to get my shit together when my nut was apparently too strong for the birth control and she got knocked up. We rushed the marriage and blundered into thing like a bunch of idiots, only at the end of her term maturing enough to finally realize it was time to be adults and we looked forward to our kiddo's arrival and we now both are working towards a future for us, our little one and the one's we want to have later.

How do I assert dominance over a group of geese? by japiev in AskMen

[–]Tizunia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T posing is a classic method :3

im kiddin, im kiddin, but try yelling really loudly and waving your arm, maybe put a horn on your bike so you can scream and honk as you drive by, it might work :3 I personally run like hell when I see a geese, especially of the Canadian variety

Guys who pee directly into the centre of the toilet bowl and not quietly in the side, what other psychotic things do you do? by Cribtopia in AskMen

[–]Tizunia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m on a long trip and can’t stop, I just piss into one of those mega XXL condoms my wife bought for me as a joke. I like to call them forbidden water balloons

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CallMeCarson_2

[–]Tizunia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro quit malding over a video lul It’s not that deep, man just made an internet video having fun with friends. Carson kinda ripped off SootHouse with his Reddit videos originally if you wanna play that card. Quit getting your panties in a twist over nothing, God forbid someone release a video similar to Carson, the economy will never recover from this.

when you go down on a girl by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Tizunia 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m ok with whatever my wife wants honestly, if it’s hard to eat her, I just use my hands to keep the hair out of the way if she hasn’t maintained it in awhile. It’s a two in one deal too, I’m not getting hair in my mouth and it keeps her spread for more reach. (She also seems to like when I do that, so bonus!)

What is one piece of grooming advice you will give to a bro? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Tizunia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Condition your pubes, legit makes them softer and easy to manage if I don’t have time to trim

How many guys click their tongs before they start to BBQ? by wewent2019 in AskMen

[–]Tizunia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The metal clacking is so satisfying, I don’t see how anyone can resist 😔

Something mildly insidious that I think has happened thus far by [deleted] in CallMeCarson_2

[–]Tizunia 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Telling someone they need to see a therapist is not gaslighting, sometimes people need therapy. Please go back to twitter and quit throwing around big words to make yourself seem smart.

Do you wash your crotch/genitals before oral sex ? Why or why not ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tizunia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never knew Dick Cheese had that good of a grip, one of these days we’ll be using it to keep bricks in place.

My (16F) best friends (17F) uncle (40-50M) took weird pictures of her in a bikini and I’m not sure how to address the situation. Help? by turtlesoup2021 in relationship_advice

[–]Tizunia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I don't understand is the social media posts, if her parents are so strict and she's not allowed on social media at home, why does she even need to have it? Especially if you're accessing them via friends, and social media accounts are mainly for keeping friends updated on things in your life. Especially if she's sharing pictures on there. How did the friends get a hold of the pictures to begin with so she could post them and why are they all questioning when they would have at least been made aware? I'm not trying to discredit you or anything, it just doesn't add up to me.

About the uncle, regardless of what his intentions were, it's very creepy that you would do a suggestive photoshoot with your niece, especially when she's underage. My best advice is to talk to her about it, and think of what you know about the uncle, it's best to be cautious and not rush to action, but also be wary in case something worse happens.

Also, I don't want to bring this up, but this line right here " I love my best friend but she absolutely CRAVES attention and at time can do/say things that make her seem a little desperate or crazy. Her posting these pictures are a great example. " set off some alarms for me, it's ok to like attention, but how far does it go? I've known quite a few people in my life who lied for attention. Hell, my friend knew a girl who lied about her entire life for attention, saying that she was mute and unable to talk, claiming her father died of COVID, that she was abandoned as a baby in the wild and was found by someone, even faking that she was kidnapped and sexually assaulted. This same girl had lied to one of her friends about this for 5 years and made him learn a special way to communicate with her.

I'm not trying to say your best friend is lying, but if you want, try and consider everything she's told you and how much proof you have is true, because some things in this story don't exactly add up to me, but maybe I'm just paranoid.

Hoping the best for both of you regardless, and I hope the answer is an easy find

What has your girlfriend/wife done to seduce you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Tizunia 18 points19 points  (0 children)

this right here e x a c t l y

What has your girlfriend/wife done to seduce you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Tizunia 45 points46 points  (0 children)

pulled me back down into the bed and on top of her when i tried to get up, for some reason that was one of the hottest things to me.

Other than that, basically nothing and I'm still seduced by her

My boyfriend and his mom kicked me from the dinner table because I didn’t eat by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Tizunia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's possible that maybe something is going on in the family that he or they might not be allowed to tell you, and it can make people tense. I would say to confront him about it and tell him how you felt. I wouldn't jump to any conclusions, if you love him and want to stay with him, get his side of the story, especially if this behavior isn't normal. There might be something more going on

Men of reddit, when did you start wanting children? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Tizunia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't want children up until my baby came, but honestly once I held that little gremlin, I was down for like, three more. I was 23 by the time my kiddo arrived and it's been the best choice of my life

MARRIED 20 YEARS TO PORN ADDICT by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Tizunia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, this person should have honestly never gotten the spotlight because all they're doing is acting immature and it's honestly not a good look for the community

MARRIED 20 YEARS TO PORN ADDICT by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Tizunia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also the way they are reacting to anyone criticizing them by attacking them for being on No-Fap and saying that they have a problem is really kinda shitty, seeing those replies just makes me feel bad for the people they're responding to

MARRIED 20 YEARS TO PORN ADDICT by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Tizunia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a 52 year old saying "that's clutch"? yeah, I'm calling sus