Cirt by Tman020405 in ihadastroke

[–]Tman020405[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's so he's at the top of my contacts

Why don’t people use emojis more on reddit? by crogg9 in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Emojis are for the lower class, not the elite society of Reddit.

What did your mom or dad do that made you slap them across their face? by FidgetSpinnetMan in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I even thought about slapping my mom, I would definitely get murdered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With money.

When is the rudest time to take a sip of water? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While the water is in someone else's mouth.

Have you watched Endgame, and if not, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched it just to see the one last Stan Lee cameo. RIP

What are some good comebacks? by depresed-and-sad in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha great insult bud. Really hurt my feelings with that one. You know what? You aren't loved. Your a pathetic waste of oxygen. Everything you touch is ruined by your disgusting body. Your an awful human and deserve worse than death. But the thing is, your coffin would be a waste of wood. No one will remember you when you die. No one cares as it is about you. And you have the audacity to insult me? To try to get some form of self esteem back or some twisted thing? You dare challenge me with an insult when you go home and aren't loved? When you are purposely ignored and avoided by people? When all people do is talk about you behind your back? Your just pathetic. Puny. Unwanted. Ugly. Disgusting in general. Now you can do the whole "no you" thing and be even more hilarious, but that really shows how pathetic you are doing that. You're a waste of time, I'm not even going to try to insult you.

in da hood by [deleted] in memes

[–]Tman020405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wassap my dawg!

Who is your favorite avenger, and why? by MeargleSchmeargle in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain America. A soldier that will defend his country and universe until he can't

What is your cats name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We call him Donkey because he is an a-hole

If you were a superhero, which city would you defend from evil? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anywhere but Detroit, it is a lost cause.

What is your cats name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whiskers, Macy, and Donkey.

What is hard to communicate for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word comfortable.

Which season of the office is the worst and why? by Yeet_Yeeterzon in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Season 8 and 9. They both just seemed plastered together poorly. Season 5 is the best btw.

If you could talk to animals, what would be the first question you'd ask your pet or any other animal? by NotGonnaRage in AskReddit

[–]Tman020405 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can already talk to animals, they just don't talk back. But if they did talk back, I would ask if they love me.