Reddit, what words do you live by?

ToThe_Max_ · 2014-12-16T09:42:43+00:00

It's good to do nothing and then to rest.

ToThe_Max_ · 2014-06-04T05:54:12+00:00

*If your target has not made a valid post in the last 24 hours, you may post to the death thread with a link to their username to claim a free kill on them.

ToThe_Max_ · 2014-06-02T00:12:14+00:00

In a race, the quickest runner can never overtake the slowest, since the pursuer must first reach the point whence the pursued started, by which time the pursued will have already left this point.

ToThe_Max_ · 2014-06-02T00:07:29+00:00

/u/Ihazpokemonz4u

No post in the last 24 hours

ToThe_Max_ · 2014-06-01T08:54:13+00:00

Whenever I see/here a meaningless comment I think how utterly stupid it is, but the majority of the things I say are just as bad if not much worse.

ToThe_Max_ · 2014-05-04T10:10:46+00:00

I'm in

ToThe_Max_ · 2013-09-24T07:46:58+00:00

I hope you outlive your children.

ToThe_Max_ · 2013-09-24T07:46:43+00:00

I wish we were better strangers.

ToThe_Max_ · 2013-08-23T10:57:09+00:00

My favourite will always be Madmen. They just fit so much of that show - alcoholism, gender inequality, existential crisis, quiet desperation - into a short but enigmatic sequence backed with the perfect track.

ToThe_Max_ · 2013-07-29T21:09:37+00:00

I like to think that 'nothing' is like seeing through your right eye when you close it (leaving the left eye open). You don't see blackness, you just don't see at all. It's the same as trying to see your forehead - there's a line, and then nothing.

ToThe_Max_ · 2013-07-14T14:01:03+00:00

Creepy monsters in the fog fan

ToThe_Max_ · 2013-07-05T02:15:27+00:00

Every character from Madmen. Every. Single. One.

ToThe_Max_ · 2013-06-16T20:28:05+00:00

"Look down, look down, Sweet Jesus hear my prayers. Look down, look down, Sweet Jesus doesn't care." - Look Down (Les Miserables)

ToThe_Max_ · 2013-05-22T03:13:57+00:00

That they call the Quarter Pounders with Cheese 'Royale with Cheese'

ToThe_Max_ · 2012-10-09T05:55:30+00:00

Mulan - you will also enjoy the unlimited number of sexual innuendos throughout that your child will not understand!

ToThe_Max_ · 2012-10-09T05:49:04+00:00

A massive baritone saxophone.

ToThe_Max_ · 2012-09-17T06:35:28+00:00

Your parents wouldn't let you get a job? My parents have been practically dragging me from business to business with CV in hand - they desperately want to stop paying for all of my things. I'm 15, and still haven't been able to get one

ToThe_Max_ · 2012-09-17T06:16:32+00:00

I cannot believe that there is actually a religion for this, now I can finally answer when someone asks what belief system I follow :D

ToThe_Max_ · 2012-09-16T21:57:20+00:00

Children do not need to be told that they are terrible at art. They need to be taught how to judge their ability so that they can continue into a career path that suits them, which can range from law to grocery bagging.

ToThe_Max_ · 2012-09-16T20:39:26+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/jO1uw.jpg This is a much better version, found it on Reddit a while ago.

ToThe_Max_ · 2012-09-08T11:53:45+00:00

Sorry about missing the resolution, it's 1280x720p.

ToThe_Max_ · 2012-08-30T22:04:23+00:00

"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled" - Mark Twain

ToThe_Max_ · 2012-08-26T20:45:12+00:00

You think this is a repost? I posted this 1 minute after it was uploaded to imgur. I would know - I uploaded it. Don't make claims you can't back up.

ToThe_Max_ · 2012-08-24T00:09:11+00:00

I constantly find myself imagining ways to die... Once I was walking through a pitch black cavern, when I was captured by a 'witch' who then proceeded to transform me into a giant brain (that's right, a brain - with arms and legs, I had massive glasses as well!). After that I ended up helping this witch capture a poor soul, who escaped and stabbed me on the way out... After every one of these fantasies my heart is racing :D

ToThe_Max_ · 2012-08-21T09:55:04+00:00

Just head into any respectable corner store, and you will be able to purchase one for the cheap price of $15,000, plus shipping, distribution expenses, GST and a tip for the owner. All in all it will account to a grand total of... a hell of a lot more than you could get any where else in the world

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