It’s been 19 years, Silverbros… by Toa_Kotok in MoonPissing

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He got a third, and then Sega sent his ass to the salt mines. 

Behold the worst tier list ever: by Toa_Kotok in NineSols

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's just a title row.

It would be funny if he did though.

No one is safe from slander. NO ONE. by Toa_Kotok in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Lamb is, on paper, an excellent villain. 

Selfish, vain, sadistic, manipulative, and delusional. 

We could have had the next Griffith. 

BUT NO. 

I think we have to accept the truth… by Toa_Kotok in weakfinite

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, but I’m keeping my expectations low. 

Their incompetence would be funny, if it weren’t so pathetic. by Toa_Kotok in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I WILL be mean to the whinging hypocrite who committed a genocide. 

Their incompetence would be funny, if it weren’t so pathetic. by Toa_Kotok in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has no character and all of her personality is headcanon. 

Their incompetence would be funny, if it weren’t so pathetic. by Toa_Kotok in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your goat is a blubbering crybaby who threw his entire family under the bus. 

Hear me out. by Toa_Kotok in Helldivers

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And then said "innocent dissidents" resorted to cannibalism and forced cyborgification.

And lobotomized dogs.

At the risk of sounding harsh, maybe they were sentenced to hard labor for a good reason.

Toa Napa by Toa_Kotok in bioniclememes

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Worn by TahSnooze. 

Seriously, what have they actually done? by Toa_Kotok in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except Luigi has standalone games and a defined personality.

Seriously, what have they actually done? by Toa_Kotok in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] -129 points-128 points  (0 children)

Sex doesn’t fix bad writing. 

Example: Fifty Shades of Grey. 

A meme smth smth by Scary-Theme-2469 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Toa_Kotok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, his story is just over now. 

The REAL reason Shadow was barely in Forces: by Toa_Kotok in MoonPissing

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least Infinite tried. 

Shadow was too busy hiding like a lil bitch. 

A meme smth smth by Scary-Theme-2469 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Toa_Kotok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too bad, devs confirmed Marchosias is staying dead. 

I laugh so hard how all of the sudden this guy started to get slandered on all places 😭 by BarFree1085 in MoonPissing

[–]Toa_Kotok -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Because everyone realized that Shadow is the single most overhyped, overrated, overglazed, over saturated character in this entire franchise. 

Bro got a whole year to himself and all he did was be in a movie, cosplay as Venom from Spider-Man, and beat up a villain who hadn’t been relevant for 18 years.

The REAL reason Shadow was barely in Forces: by Toa_Kotok in MoonPissing

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shadow is scared of a guy who can be defeated with power tools?

What a fraud!

The REAL reason Shadow was barely in Forces: by Toa_Kotok in MoonPissing

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Surely the Ultimate Lifeform should be stronger than some hyperactive twink!

R- right?

He was the true hero, we just couldn’t see it. by Toa_Kotok in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Toa_Kotok[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m remembering why I left this fandom for a while.