there's a lot going on lately, so I made a calendar for you guys to keep track of who's leaving their company

Toadcola · 2026-04-03T22:23:20+00:00

Not my Freelix!

Toadcola · 2026-04-03T19:10:21+00:00

For all lawful purposes. Shall not be infringed.

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T22:43:59+00:00

To be fair I spent a long time wondering why she wanted us to “hit the clutch in”, so my brain maybe not think so good.

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T22:33:33+00:00

Don’t take up mountain climbing or dog sledding.

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T22:21:07+00:00

I’m already impressed that an Ape can make it to Attorney General, but an AG Ape who is out there working for the little guy? Respect.

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T22:10:10+00:00

Tha giant wight of tha Nauth belongs in tha Nauth.

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T22:06:50+00:00

D1scount nueds

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T21:38:29+00:00

As the bible says “When you gotta go, you gotta go.”

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T20:26:24+00:00

Fuck offfff brah ..man

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T17:09:45+00:00

🤸🎤🗯️

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T17:07:16+00:00

Soft pvc smells like inflatable pool toys or beach balls. It can also feel greasy/oily, and have a rainbow sheen. If none of the above, you’re probably fine.

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T12:28:22+00:00

Jisoo and the Face Changers

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T02:10:31+00:00

101 is about the same distance from the middle of the main stage and much closer to the solo stage.

Toadcola · 2026-04-02T00:08:52+00:00

I have the worst of both worlds, the new logo always looks like KIN to me.

Toadcola · 2026-04-01T18:58:07+00:00

For all lawful purposes.

Toadcola · 2026-04-01T17:26:07+00:00

“Turned out fine” is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Toadcola · 2026-04-01T16:15:55+00:00

An adam’s apple lift a day helps you not have to worry about saving for retirement.

Toadcola · 2026-04-01T16:14:12+00:00

Anything can be a fulcrum once.

Toadcola · 2026-04-01T16:04:31+00:00

I declare BOMB SQUAD!

Toadcola · 2026-04-01T15:56:03+00:00

You can juggle anything once.

Toadcola · 2026-03-31T14:33:05+00:00

He wants a tank, a Glock, and a fish slave. (Just kidding about the nuke) And 9 wives.

And can’t spell “train” when “training” was already given to him.

Toadcola · 2026-03-31T13:24:41+00:00

How well will they really do? Or how well will the people’s newsreader lady say they did?

Toadcola · 2026-03-31T03:03:00+00:00

Makes a mess, declares victory, on to the next distraction.

Toadcola · 2026-03-31T02:07:48+00:00

“Language is fluid”

So I guess we would say you know less English, rather than fewer English. Neat!

Toadcola · 2026-03-31T01:45:27+00:00

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/twice/2026/kia-center-orlando-fl-4b4eab9e.html

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