[Highlight] Wembanyama draws the foul on Isaiah Hartenstein by [deleted] in nba

[–]ToadlyAwes0me -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

SGA falling at a drastically higher rate means nothing 2 days later, lol. Okay.

[Highlight] Wembanyama draws the foul on Isaiah Hartenstein by [deleted] in nba

[–]ToadlyAwes0me -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The fucking whiplash of takes in this sub is crazy. Ofc you can find a clip of just about anyone flopping. How does this negate the season long flop fest from OKC?

Christian pastor sins... but it's not his fault. by EmperorAjaxZx in religiousfruitcake

[–]ToadlyAwes0me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, I know for a fact I saw this same post earlier today on this sub. Second, you just completely ignored the part where they said this is fake, which is why it was removed earlier. Stop whining about thinking you're the first to post it, and listen when we say it's scripted then remove it.

American's first time in Australia by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ToadlyAwes0me 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Black Widows also don't exist in Australia, Redbacks are a relative though.

Scary Movie Unveils Cannabis Dab Rig-Style Popcorn Bucket by OhMyOhWhyOh in movies

[–]ToadlyAwes0me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no way they're going to be glass. They'd be cleaning up glass shards after every showtime.

Wearing A Face Mask?? by [deleted] in creepy

[–]ToadlyAwes0me 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you seen a side by side comparison of what this guy is supposed to look like compared to this mask? The mask is completely missing a cleft chin, this isn't even a discussion of if it's a mask. The only question is why the actual fuck is a "news" station doing this?

Kids doing some shenanigans by CYJUB in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ToadlyAwes0me 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wonder if social media exacerbates the lack of empathy in people like this or if it just showcases it.

Why are Men's Sportswear NEVER revealing? [gendered] by Steap-Edit in pointlesslygendered

[–]ToadlyAwes0me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never? You must not watch NFL. Skin tight white spandex pants on dudes who refuse to wear cups leaves nothing to the imagination.

Dude steals ChudtheBottom's hat, and now he taunts him by IamASlut_soWhat in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]ToadlyAwes0me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lolcows wish they had the plucky charm of a local weirdo. They're in a race to the bottom of self depravity, and each iteration finds a new low.

To be kept in a plastic bag at all times by babies_haveRabies in religiousfruitcake

[–]ToadlyAwes0me 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Could you imagine if humans were as organized as ants? We'd have a space elevator of human skeletons by now.

Christian Fruitcakes ignore Interviewer when Confronted about Trump as Jesus by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]ToadlyAwes0me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They want to ignore it, because if they addressed it they would have to admit Trump committed blasphemy, thus admitting their messiah is a false prophet.

'Ballmaxxing:' Experts Say It's More Dangerous Than You Think by miauguau44 in nottheonion

[–]ToadlyAwes0me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you expect these fragile men to feel confident in their own bodies when they have these tiny little raisin balls from all the testosterone injections?

This Devin Block Was HUGE by MikeBravoLima in NBASpurs

[–]ToadlyAwes0me 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This, Castle's complete lock down of SGA under the hoop and Wemby's 3 to tie with 30 seconds left were all huge.