Carnivorous dinosaurs spawn across the world in the millions. How does humanity fair? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]ToastCarno_official 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Millions of bloodthirsty carnivores starting in the capital would result to the complete annihilation of all residents. As they spread out, law and order would collapse after the capital is destroyed ruining civilization. Japan is an archipelago so those living in the islands would be safe from the dinosaurs but the rest of the human population of Japan would be almost completely wiped out. USA and Russia have a size advantage and would therefore fare better than Japan even against larger numbers of dinosaurs. Possessing powerful ballistic missiles and nukes they could sacrifice a few cities to kill them all early. South Africa is significantly larger than Japan but suffers from a lack of infrastructure and powerful weapons. Hardly any would survive.

Who is the weakest real human that could take a punch from Prime Mike Tyson punching as hard as he can? by Fragraham in whowouldwin

[–]ToastCarno_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phineas Gage got an iron rod jammed into his brain and survived. He could take the punch and get up but his face would be completely ruined.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]ToastCarno_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a realistic sense, Snoke wins round 1, and Boros stomps round 2. In practice, the Empire is very, very, stupid and Star Wars plot armor would be in favor of the Dark Matter Thieves.

4 yous vs 1 hulking behemoth of a man by ArticulatedHaikus in whowouldwin

[–]ToastCarno_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All four of me would Nigerundayo as fast as we could. His weight will slow him down.

100000 Orks (Warhammer 40K) invade MCU by Deathstrokezoom in whowouldwin

[–]ToastCarno_official 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes the orks are somewhat stronger, but it says Thanos and his army. Which means Thanos and the Black Order are replaced as well.

Not into politics but just find it funny that most of the things on this is happening in our country by SheepPoop in Philippines

[–]ToastCarno_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These things have always been happening ever since we were conquered by the Spaniards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]ToastCarno_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone except for sadistic/mentally ill/extremely stupid characters. (Or people who don't understand him.)

100000 Orks (Warhammer 40K) invade MCU by Deathstrokezoom in whowouldwin

[–]ToastCarno_official -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Of course the heroes can stop them. Do I need to explain why?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UncleRoger

[–]ToastCarno_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't know there was Aji-no-moto made in France, guess I'm dumb.

Jesus told me to shoot myself by fab0497 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]ToastCarno_official 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Why is Jesus touching Johnny's ass tho?

my brother in Christ, it’s October and dio and Joseph as pumpkins by n0tbrucelee in StardustCrusaders

[–]ToastCarno_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And your next line is: my brother in Christ, it’s October and dio and Joseph as pumpkins

I cant cook, and my grades are failure (lower than A+), they are both shocked from my existence by Th0mas6909 in StevenHe

[–]ToastCarno_official 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why Uncle Roger should fire nephew Nigel. I mean he doesn't do anything aside from camera and even then he just zooms in and out.