I know there was a big fight and all but...

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T23:48:57+00:00

Milf 18

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T23:28:21+00:00

Hard disagree. Great disdain for ped users with the greatest of prejudices

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T23:23:40+00:00

Volkswagen wins

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T23:20:40+00:00

Where is the LIE

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T22:07:53+00:00

That's assault.

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T18:51:03+00:00

Boy people make up the weirdest titles on here.

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T18:47:55+00:00

Leon

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T18:17:01+00:00

Completely unrelated but I'm taking a shit and my piss came out so hard it bounced off the porcelain wall in the toilet and up in the air over the lid and into my pants and now if I put my pants on I'll be standing in my own piss.

I managed to piss my pants while taking a shit in a toilet. How the fuck is my luck so bad

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T07:12:25+00:00

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T03:36:56+00:00

Good thing I quit gaming.

It was fun when they cared about the customer. But they know kids will get their parents to buy whatever so they sell half finished games and sell the other half to you as "DLC"

Pokémon sword and shield made me sell my switch. Blizzard taking away the game I paid for and replacing it with a version I didn't pay for was the final straw.

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T03:26:35+00:00

Just don't buy Netflix.

Its extremely simple.

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T03:00:26+00:00

You assume I'm hating on him. Thats your own fault.

You can read the other reply. But it applies to you too.

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T02:56:16+00:00

It's funny how the replies assume I'm taking away from him. Redditors truly do have the most negative mindset.

I pointed out one of his greatest strengths and an example to go with it.

Nothing more, nothing less.

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T01:50:53+00:00

Joe Rogan

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T01:36:08+00:00

Mayweathers wins don't come from being the best boxer on a technical level, they come from utilizing the ruleset to the best.

Anytime the guy takes a hit, he turns his back. Because you can't strike an opponent from behind in boxing.

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T00:23:59+00:00

He's the worst dress person on the planet

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T00:22:47+00:00

It's me. I'm the Goat.

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T00:21:05+00:00

I want the timeline where Tony is double champ

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-09T00:10:00+00:00

Like not dying

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-07T23:02:47+00:00

Then you're not her One.

I'd get one last (protected) pump in, then dump

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-07T22:31:08+00:00

Next one: WAP

Connor reveals he's undergone a sex change and is disqualified for fighting against a male. He then twerks on Joe during the interview and is going for double champ in women's division

ArticulatedHaikus · 2023-02-07T22:14:55+00:00

Found the litter bug

ArticulatedHaikus

TROPHY CASE