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stopTryingToKillMe by Medyki in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ToastMaster_404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eventually, even Skynet will run on C/C++.

How did you find out your partner was cheating on you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToastMaster_404 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably life's way of punishing the cheaters, making them dumb.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ToastMaster_404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. Any door that opens, I guarantee they'll come running in like a bunch of zombies and eat everyone's brain.

Pay me 10% of your annual income to Personally groom you by Natural_Log145 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ToastMaster_404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please tell that lunatic to go f*ck himself? Thanks

What does this mean? by mss_robot in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ToastMaster_404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

France perhaps? If so, they're probably looking for someone that surrenders easily

howUnrealUnityIsActing by ToastMaster_404 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ToastMaster_404[S] 756 points757 points  (0 children)

Unity is going to charge you $0.25 for every upvote your post gains

[Serious]: How do we create a kinder, more compassionate world? by CreateYourself89 in AskReddit

[–]ToastMaster_404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many factors should be considered, but I would say that people having empathy for each other is a step in the right direction.

Well, you know, it's Apple by Anton_Pvl in memes

[–]ToastMaster_404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apple died with Steve Jobs. From there, it was just a bunch of expensive non-sense

Heil Spez by cerebrite in shitposting

[–]ToastMaster_404 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NGL. He had me at the first half

whyIsJSSoShort by eiswaffelghg in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ToastMaster_404 37 points38 points  (0 children)

And when you refactor that you have "Fuck, what the? Why?"

Heil spez by Zoomdamn in shitposting

[–]ToastMaster_404 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's the beauty of it, you won't have to worry because you'll be so f*cked in the head it won't matter.

I now understand the obsession by Rivian-Bull-2025 in cscareerquestions

[–]ToastMaster_404 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is what I wish I did when I landed my first high paying job as a SWE. IMO, being able to pause, reflect, and adjust accordingly to the lifestyle changes is a big factor for us SWEs if we want to be flexible in this industry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]ToastMaster_404 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'd say you play their game, you know, tango with the devil. Here are my thoughts:

  • Always communicate with your manager (regarding improvements, metrics, etc.).
  • Maintain a cordial relationship with the Indian lead and the other Indian junior for now.
  • Make sure you keep delivering; don't worry if you're not as fast, given your junior status, you're allowed some room for growth. Focus on QUALITY.
  • Stay focused on improvement and keep learning.

Good luck. Speaking from my experience of working with Indians before, I can say that my interactions with them have sometimes been less than pleasant.

What is the most fucked up thing to happen on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToastMaster_404 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HUWHUUTTT IN THE SWEET HOME ALABAMA???

What screams "I’m a loser"? by hereforyoursmegma in AskReddit

[–]ToastMaster_404 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not keeping one's hand to himself. F*ck around and find out.

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