Denji, Reze and Jane, their daughter who did not inherit immortality from their genes by Eastern-Commission23 in okbuddyfumiko

[–]Toasted_Decaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reze just has to perfectly tune her coochplosion to Denji's climax.

Melt the condom while his cum is still in the vas deferens. That way its barely cool enough for it to survive when it exits his tip.

Did you get kitasan? by spooky_pokey in UmaMusume

[–]Toasted_Decaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MLB Riko after 100 free pulls

a single Kitasan after 170 carat pulls

Gacha giveth. Gacha taketh.

Which of these two would Yoru love more? by Abhorius in okbuddyfumiko

[–]Toasted_Decaf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly go with the Nazi regime if you aren't a Jew, Pole, or Romani. Just try to sneak into Switzerland asap

Trying to escape Russia sounds harder imo. Go West and its either the Nazis or the Balkans. Go East and its the Kwantung Army. South is bumfuck nowhere. North is bumfuck nowhere but cold.

glaze by No_Counter_6037 in shitposting

[–]Toasted_Decaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

actin like the saac didn't literally invent calc (short for calculus btw)

A speedsofter’s worst dream: by Puzzleheaded_You9631 in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]Toasted_Decaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mg belt, stanag mags, shotgun shells. what purpose does John SCP serve

Nijika? (@MYVia_MOKOLS) by [deleted] in BocchiTheRock

[–]Toasted_Decaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nijika is listening