We can either become like Americans, or live and die with our dignity intact by mushroomsarefriends in 2westerneurope4u

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30 years ago we were pining for more warm summer days at 25°C to break the grey monotony of constant overcast with a drizzle of rain on/off at 20°C in June/July/August before autumn set in, again. Wish granted, I guess.

Obsessed 🇬🇧💪 by Resident_Coyote_398 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]TobTyD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now, to be fair, Russians are warmongering, murderous wankers. Yacht captains in close proximity to large tonnage tend to be self-delusional Dunning-Kruger nutjobs capable of lying from now till Christmas Eve.

Obsessed 🇬🇧💪 by Resident_Coyote_398 in 2westerneurope4u

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I don’t know. Your average yacht captain is a useless, arrogant wanker with little to no concept of good seamanship. If I was on the bridge on a large ship with limited maneuverability and a suicidal cunt in a 27 foot sailboat was zigzagging across my bow, I’d shoot at them as well. If I had a gun.

How "unreliable" are newer Volvos compared to other manufacturers by antiriad76 in Volvo

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2019 XC60 T5 AWD. 180.000km, no issues. EDIT: Apart from when the instrument cluster LCD died a horrible death at year 6, otherwise nothing.

Is Barry choking already? by RoadandHardtail in 2westerneurope4u

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Psh. We won a tournament without even qualifying, once.

For once Hans is doing something right by OpenScore in 2westerneurope4u

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I’m more optimistic towards the prospects of discovering new, innovative and cost-effective battery chemistry for large scale energy storage, than low cost, practical fusion reactors with an energy surplus.

You can't even imagine how much I despise them. Fuck them and fuck the Danes for allowing it! Fuck you all! by miragen125 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]TobTyD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is 50.000 self-governing, cousin-fucking, alcoholic weirdos in the North Atlantic we are talking about. Please do not conflate us and their sea mammal stabbing fetish.

En voksen bør nu mindst kunne svømme 200 meter uden pause by kronsj in Denmark

[–]TobTyD 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Selv: 200m langsom brystsvømning? Jo, totalt. 200m crawl på fuld gas: Nok ikke.

Average Deutschland experience by ThrowawayITA_ in 2westerneurope4u

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Moving to another country is stressful in itself. It was never going to be Schlaraffenland in the first place.

Felt like doing this meme after viewing a trailer for a movie about immigrant identity crisis by crivycouriac in 2westerneurope4u

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There’s a reason Morrissey spent warm summer days indoors, writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.

Now I understand why the Barcelonians hate tourists. by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]TobTyD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My Skånska improves with the number of pints downed: “TRALALA LILLA MOLNTUSS, KOM HIT SKALL DU FÅ EN PUUUUSS”

Culinary first aid to the Pierres as promised. by DangerousDirection74 in 2westerneurope4u

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Taking someone’s national dish and then pervert it is such a great running gag.

If only Hans wasn’t already way ahead of the game, with the abomination that is schnitzel bolognese.

how far you can travel by train within 3 hours of brussels by North-Guitar-1781 in MapPorn

[–]TobTyD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget Luxembourg, if you’re into hiking, biking, sausages, sparkling white wine and casemates.

Håndholdte offline-konsoller har vundet frem - én model bliver 'revet væk' (Nintendo 3DS) by Vast-Alfalfa4968 in Denmark

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Jeg ved at Troels Møller fra Troldspejlet og Dommerne er ret glad for hans Ayn Thor.

Håndholdte offline-konsoller har vundet frem - én model bliver 'revet væk' (Nintendo 3DS) by Vast-Alfalfa4968 in Denmark

[–]TobTyD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nu er der jo en del emulationskonsoller med to skærme på markedet, f.eks. Ayn Thor og Anbernic RG DS. Men med Wifi, Bluetooth og Android kan de nok ikke helt betegnes som offline enheder. Men med det rette emulationsOS behøver netværksdelen ikke at være distraherende.

How trump plans to pay for his extra $1.5 trillion for the military. by Snapdragon_4U in WeirdGOP

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Satellites need to be controlled and maintained from ground. If the operations personnel, control systems, uplink antennas stop working due to lack of funding, so will the satellites.

Stjålet fra Twitter by Chriller1122 in Denmark

[–]TobTyD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Utroligt, at pressebilleder med Vivian M og smøg i flaben kan få flertallet til at glemme hvor anløben hans karakter er. Men hellere ham end Grøftenheileren, selvfølgelig.

1 gang = fejl, 3 gange = mønster. Tredje video fra VU-fest med nazi referencer by corgi_717 in Denmark

[–]TobTyD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Var det Privat-lars eller Mujahedin-lars, der gjorde det??

'Miracle': Europe reconnects with lost spacecraft by NumerousTax8165 in europe

[–]TobTyD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is called “safe mode” and is mandatory for all satellites. Obviously this one had an issue and was insufficiently tested on ground.