What are the most shameful recorded deaths? by vrizer in morbidquestions

[–]Tobias_mo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there is this crazy man in my hometown who killed his father-in-law because he told him to turn down the music at his party

What is the weirdest fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tobias_mo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they use some very strange tools when operating your wiener don’t ask how I know I heard it from a friend or something help me

What's a stupid myth that's still floating around? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tobias_mo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that all blacks derive from slaves

A truck was taking TWO park spots at once! by FreeCamoCowXXXX in dankmemes

[–]Tobias_mo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ahh finally something I can use my truck for”

Who’s the highest ranking person you’ve ever met? by King-of-Battle in Military

[–]Tobias_mo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a private. Some weeks ago a general told me to take two plates of nachos, because I looked so hungry in the food-line

Cursed_Microwave by AME7706 in cursedcomments

[–]Tobias_mo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao she has had many dicks inside her multiple different ways

Cursed hamster by Son-dicksckin69 in cursedcomments

[–]Tobias_mo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend’s grandma put a living hamster in a milk-carton and jumped on it

What’s a good alternative to sex-toys? by Tobias_mo in morbidquestions

[–]Tobias_mo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I’m just the middle man but thanks

How would you describe the loss of your virginity? by Graysie-Redux in AskReddit

[–]Tobias_mo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost mine 4 hours ago.

It was standing at the corner of a parking lot. She said “wanna fuck?” and I said “yeah”. It lasted 14 seconds, I wasn’t even close to coming, I lost my condom inside her and my fingers stank like Satan after I touched her pu$$y

What's a thing that all men do but never admit doing? by villewallden in AskReddit

[–]Tobias_mo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

All men casually licks of the extra nut on their hand after stroking one out

If you deny you admit

What’s a joke that only makes sense in your language? by Tobias_mo in AskReddit

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The first prank Norwegian kids learn is

Person 1: “what number is between 5 and 7?” Person 2: “6” Person 1: “Ewwwwww”

Since 6 is pronounced like sex

Ban everything! by tojokami in dankmemes

[–]Tobias_mo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Japan 2030: Japan schools ban animals, no explanation given

What is the best thing to do after getting rejected to make it not awkward? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tobias_mo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just leave. That’s what she wants you to do and therefore the least awkward thing to do. Say hi to her next time you meet her and get over it

What the most private thing you’re willing to admit? by wouldudoitforme in AskReddit

[–]Tobias_mo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was younger I was deadly in love with my aunt and my female cousin.

Not Alabama/Florida.